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Soap game

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
If you could create a soap game which you and your partner would play in the bath, what would be your rules?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    errrrrr :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, obviously it needs to be sexual...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well its nothing to do with soap...or baths for that matter, but i have a cool game i play at home.

    Basically take turns with your partner going through the alphabet, and licking/kissing a body part which begins with that letter. ie A - arse, B - balls, C - you get the idea.

    The body parts can be as innocent (or not as you like).

    Hours of fun ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Two blokes in a shower...one sayr to the other "wheres the soap?" The other one replied "yeah, it does a bit, doesnt it?"

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    Two blokes in a shower...one sayr to the other "wheres the soap?" The other one replied "yeah, it does a bit, doesnt it?"

    :lol:

    I never ever got that joke

    still don't....can you explain...?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its wears the soap.....wears it down! comprende? :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    its wears the soap.....wears it down! comprende? :D

    oh :rolleyes:
    i always thought it was rude or something cos everyone found it so funny!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I also didn't get that joke until it was explained. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No one gets my jokes around here first time :(

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like your game suggestion, Candy! ;) I think that it would be even better having had a few drinks - tipsey, not drunk.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr Doughnut
    I like your game suggestion, Candy! ;) I think that it would be even better having had a few drinks - tipsey, not drunk.

    oh it is!
    i used to play it all the time when i was about 17 but completely forgot about it til last week :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol,now we know what mobily and kinky do in the bath;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You can get a soap dildo you know. :naughty: Now that would wear the soap! :D

    Vicky, the original version of that joke was: Two nuns in the bath, one said "Where's the soap", and the other one says "Yes, it does, doesn't it" :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
    You can get a soap dildo you know. :naughty: Now that would wear the soap! :D
    Mr_Wobble ;)

    That would also be asking for trouble! (Or at the very least thrush)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you all want a giggle?... mobily asked me to play the soap game with him! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Samael
    you all want a giggle?... mobily asked me to play the soap game with him! :p

    LMAO. :thumb:

    You weren't meant to accept... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how can i say no?.......lol your so nice mobily hehe

    probably more exciting with you than fran anyway :D
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