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Chaos' Random Thought of the day

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
What if people had tails?


Would they be putting designer clothing on them? using them as sort of an extra hand? Using them as sex toys????


Discuss :cool:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac

    Would they be putting designer clothing on them? using them as sort of an extra hand? Using them as sex toys????

    Nah, I'd just have to wear my "extra long penis" trousers back to front :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    Nah, I'd just have to wear my "extra long penis" trousers back to front :p

    and im sure you have many many pairs of those, bri ;)

    i think it would be cool if we had tails like monkeys so we could swing from trees!! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Char_Baby
    i think it would be cool if we had tails like monkeys so we could swing from trees!! :D


    But think of how small monkeys are in comparison, I mean do you think we'd be able to hold our own weight by our tails?


    They could have new ballerina's using their tails to spin on and stuff :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i've got some tall tales ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    i've got some tall tales ...


    I bet you do!! :p


    tails, yes a tail could be fun, i suppose. Were you watching Jackass on MTV last night? it was the episode where bam breaks his tail bone, and some1 says humans dont have tails so we dont really need one :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eul Grepus
    tails, yes a tail could be fun, i suppose. Were you watching Jackass on MTV last night? it was the episode where bam breaks his tail bone, and some1 says humans dont have tails so we dont really need one :p

    No oddly enough I wasn't!


    The pub had a raffle for charity last night and one of the prizes was a multi-speed vibrator kit ( :eek2: ) and I dunno I must've got it from there cos it just randomly popped into my head this morning.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    YES - SOME PEOPLE HAVE!!!


    *you ever seen shallow hall?*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    YES - SOME PEOPLE HAVE!!!


    *you ever seen shallow hall?*


    Some people have tails??


    Do you mean Shallow Hal? Not seen it no.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Humans did used to have tails the coxyx is a tail which has developed into just the vertebra over time, monkeys used to hang from tress and as we were evolved from them thats our tail bone 9as it was called in biology the coxyx):p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just thought it may be funny if a woman gets a tail and a *cough cough* confused :D;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *DEVIL*
    Humans did used to have tails


    I know that but what if we still had tails? I mean back then humans were of a much lesser intelligence wth much more basic instinct, these days we have uses for such things:naughty::lol::naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Chaos' Random Thought of the day
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    What if people had tails?

    If I had a tail I'd tickle em silly with it :naughty:

    eh that dont make sense.....lmao ignore me im tired :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Chaos' Random Thought of the day
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    If I had a tail I'd tickle em silly with it :naughty:

    eh that dont make sense.....lmao ignore me im tired :lol:

    Tickle who silly with it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Chaos' Random Thought of the day
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    Tickle who silly with it?

    You seeing as your around :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ms. Elmo's gonna be pissed when she finds out you're taking her job Becky! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    Ms. Elmo's gonna be pissed when she finds out you're taking her job Becky! :p

    :nervous: Oh shit, put my foot in it again !!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Or Jon from the BB house!:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *DEVIL*
    Or Jon from the BB house!:D


    You mean Jon ex-BB housemate :p
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