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Dirty Jokes

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
What is the best joke or comment written in the dirt of a car or van .. you know when someone's vehicle has been left unwashed for ages and someone comes along and writes something in the dirt with their finger.

Best one I saw was on the back of this white van

"Wish my wife was as filthy as this car!!"

:D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I used to be white. Please clean me"
    Wooo that cracked me up, hours of fun. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ummm...ummmm....my area only has things like *fuck you* and *fuck off* on ours :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BritJames
    "This used to be a Securicor van, but even the blue escaped"

    hehe
    made me chuckle

    I thought it was "Group 4" that always let people escape?

    This one wasn't written in the dirt but on a proper sign painted on the van .. heard it on the radio .. best slogan I've ever heard.

    "Builders"
    "VJ Patel and Sons"
    "You've used the cowboys ... now try the Indians"



    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i once saw "www.cleanme.com" on a car.... just the fact that this has been going on for years, and even clever little kiddies are using urls for their jokes just cracked me up
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer

    "Builders"
    "VJ Patel and Sons"
    "You've used the cowboys ... now try the Indians"



    :D

    lol this 1 made me life for agess
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