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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
i'm a student in manchester, but my home is in Paris. My problem is that i just can't find a guy who is wild enough for me. They are all boring in bed. I just want to fuck in as many possible ways, and places as possible but they're all "missionary forever". They think it's quite wild to do doggy! Whereas i am all for making videos, toys and stuff. they have even refused to do me anal. What is wrong with english guys?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    try the IRISH you'll get the results <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by beatnusoon:
    <STRONG>try the IRISH you'll get the results <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>

    Thats because the Mancuians dont know how to have fun, they're all a bunch of limp haired dossers with no sense of fun. Come to Nottingham or anywhere else in the South of the country. We know what sex is about <IMG alt="image" SRC="wink.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Try a job in the porn industry for rampant sex with no feeling. <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well you aint met the right guys i keep getting told off for being to ott with sex,
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey ill try any position you want baby.
    seriously though, where do you find such wimps?
    go to a bar/pub/nightclub and pull.fun i guarantee
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stingray:
    <STRONG>i'm a student in manchester, but my home is in Paris. My problem is that i just can't find a guy who is wild enough for me. They are all boring in bed. I just want to fuck in as many possible ways, and places as possible but they're all "missionary forever". They think it's quite wild to do doggy! Whereas i am all for making videos, toys and stuff. they have even refused to do me anal. What is wrong with english guys?</STRONG>

    a lot of english blokes won't do anything interesting until they're in a long term relationship. but don't worry, theres always the odd exception, u just have to know what to look for, handcuffs attached to their belt is a good sign, just keep searching.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by skydreamerstar:
    <STRONG>u just have to know what to look for, handcuffs attached to their belt is a good sign, just keep searching.</STRONG>

    nah, that'll just be Marmite on his rounds <IMG alt="image" SRC="wink.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    here's a tip. looking for rampant sex? then come further north, because northerners are the dirtiest bastards in the country.

    we speak filth of the kind that southerners actually think it is a foreign language! i'm sure you'd find a northern guy who'd stick it anywhere you want
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