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Medication for men

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
With Viagra such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. Here are a few of the new ones:

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favourite store's return limit.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Presidential Strength versions.


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P.S. This is a joke, so dont tell me it should be in the Health Forum!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If only it was true...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If only...

    *dreams*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Any more totaly sexist jokes? I could pull out a few out dated pointless grossly sexist comments about women if you want.

    WHY is it women are allowed to do jokes like this but I'd get hung if I did the same?
    Women have been fighting for eqaulity and by stuff like this you make men resent it. I find stuff like this really preaty offensive.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bongbudda

    WHY is it women are allowed to do jokes like this but I'd get hung if I did the same?
    Women have been fighting for eqaulity and by stuff like this you make men resent it.

    *agrees*

    Was gonna follow it up with a statement of agreement, but you put it perfectly well :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Please dont get me wrong though, its not like I dont think that males and females should be equal, I just think that the rules have to work both ways.
    If males are not allowed to make sexist jokes that women find offensive then it should work the other way too.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's been plenty of sexist jokes, blonde jokes etc posted on here in the past. Chill out a bit children :rolleyes: ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Faith
    There's been plenty of sexist jokes, blonde jokes etc posted on here in the past.

    Mmmm, and I bet whoever posted them got slagged off by the feminist brigade :p

    In my experience, men are better at taking the piss out of themsleves than women are.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Medication for men
    Originally posted by Cute_Baby_Bear
    COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.


    Girls never compliment the hair on my back - why the double standard?
    NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

    This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch 'televised sports'. I'll assume you meant something less stereotypical, like pr0n, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ooooooooo

    Look at the boys get on their high horse :p

    *joke*
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    White NoiseWhite Noise Posts: 624 Incredible Poster
    Re: Re: Medication for men
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Girls never compliment the hair on my back - why the double standard?



    This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch 'televised sports'. I'll assume you meant something less stereotypical, like pr0n, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.


    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    White noise; is that Pob in your thing, isnt he the puppet who used to spit on the screen and then write his name in it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This calls for a Mobily special:

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Nope, I meant:

    :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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    White NoiseWhite Noise Posts: 624 Incredible Poster
    Originally posted by bongbudda
    White noise; is that Pob in your thing, isnt he the puppet who used to spit on the screen and then write his name in it?

    Yep, thats the one :D The puppet is a genious
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