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How to, err, make love?!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
How To Make Love

Ingredients:

4 Laughing eyes

4 Well-shaped legs

4 Loving arms

2 Firm milk containers

2 Nuts

1 Fur-lined mixing bowl

1 Firm banana

Directions:

1. Look into laughing eyes.

2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, Continue to knead milk containers.

5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes:

1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

3. If cake rises, leave town.

:D:D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So not what I was expecting.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO :lol:

    Very fucking funny!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol:

    Thanks for making my last 10 minutes at work easier! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Smash
    So not what I was expecting.
    Either me, funny though :lol::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: It's really funny isn't it? Dead clever :D:lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    heard it before

    probably on here
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