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what if god was one of us?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
If God had a name, what would it be and would you call it to his face?



If God had a face, what would he look like and would you wanna see, if seeing meant that you would have to believe in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints, and all the prophets?



and what would you ask if you had just one question?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: what if god was one of us?

    He would probably just be called God. But I would call him Mr God. Or Sir.

    Not sure what he/she (throws that one in among the pigeons :p )
    would look like but it would certainly make alot of people re-think.

    As for the question. Why make it so bloody painful when we get hit in the baws? :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd call him Micheal, just soi could them call him a multitude of things to his face - Mickey, Mick, Mike etc.

    As for the question- Can i have cannabis plants for hair?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    If God had a name, what would it be and would you call it to his face?

    Brian, most likely :p

    I'd probably end up blubbering, like I usually o when I meet someone famous :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aah, you've got that song in me head now! :)

    his name? christopher. i don't know why, it just seems like a godlike name...:confused:
    her name?christina? i dunno. lol.

    what would he/she look like (i'm borrowning off ninja here)
    haven't got a clue. the stereotypical really frinedly face and long hair?

    one question.....oooh, thats a toughie. prolly something along the lines of why are we all here? just to get all existentialist on him
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr. god, please don't take away Christania
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God is called Derek.

    He has black hair and is quite a small and large person, with rings on his fingers and lots of necklaces and medalions.

    I would ask: 'fancy a ruby murry after the market?'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmm, now where have i heard that before? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im bloody glad god isnt one of us....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God would he/she name.

    I would hello God :p
    My question though would be what is the meaning of life?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sings....... *just a slob like one of us!*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yey for Joan Osborne. *dances* :)

    Alanis Morissette is God. As it quite clearly states in 'Dogma'.

    If I could ask God a question... hmmm... I'd ask whether it was the chicken or the egg that came first. Imaginitive I know but I can't think of anything else. :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by miss-ann-thrope
    Yey for Joan Osborne. *dances* :)

    Alanis Morissette is God. As it quite clearly states in 'Dogma'.

    If I could ask God a question... hmmm... I'd ask whether it was the chicken or the egg that came first. Imaginitive I know but I can't think of anything else. :eek2:


    The egg came first my love, dinasaurs laid eggs, and during the course of evolution, one chicked ancestor egg would have hatched as a chicken... hence, the egg came first :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    id say "can i wake up now?" :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am God, don't doubt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A name?
    I wouldn't call him God cos I suppose he'd have gotten a tad bored of that by now.....
    'oh supreme mystical creator' or something .......lol
    looks? why couldnt 'god' be invisible? a devine spirit would not be contained in a body.
    question?
    Explain how creation came about......somehow I don't believe the whole adam and eve story......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh and how the HELL he was created......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would call him papa and he would look like Gandalf.
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