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Question For Ya!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
If cows sleep standing up and lie down when it rains what do they do when they are asleep but it is raining?:confused:

My mate told me that and got us all confused when we were supposed to be doing maths :p

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: sit?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sort of squat i guess
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they get wet
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd go with sit. Maybe you could do a poll.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Question For Ya!
    Originally posted by *x*socksgirl*x*
    If cows sleep standing up and lie down when it rains what do they do when they are asleep but it is raining?:confused:

    My mate told me that and got us all confused when we were supposed to be doing maths :p

    They get so confused their heads explode
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lil Laura
    I'd go with sit. Maybe you could do a poll.

    Hmmmm good idea, but I can't be bothered atm :p ah well!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Question For Ya!
    Originally posted by LadyT
    They get so confused their heads explode

    What, you mean like we did :p???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They get wet and face the humilation :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dont they just fight their way into the cowshed witha touch of animal farmitis
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Talking of sheep....when my dad was alive & my mum & dad were alot younger, my dad told my mum that sheep had two legs shorter than the other & thats how they stood on hills.:lol: She believed him for years LMAO. Doh!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Tweety
    Talking of sheep....when my dad was alive & my mum & dad were alot younger, my dad told my mum that sheep had two legs shorter than the other & thats how they stood on hills.:lol: She believed him for years LMAO. Doh!!!!

    That would be relevant were we talking about sheep :p but we was talking about COWS Tweety!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    for years i believed that a haggis was an animal that lived in the scottish highlands and had two short legs and two long legs so it could stasnd up on hills. ok embarrased now:blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *x*socksgirl*x*
    That would be relevant were we talking about sheep :p but we was talking about COWS Tweety!

    ROFLMA :o erm i've had a hard day. It doesn't run in the family honest!:o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They moo.

    Moo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mist
    They moo.

    Moo.
    there you go, the authority has spoken:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Question For Ya!
    Originally posted by *x*socksgirl*x*
    What, you mean like we did :p???

    Nah, mine didnt explode... more went along the lines of "*shrugs* meh... me no care..." :p
    Plus it'd be cool to see one explode.... or just stand up/lie down repeatedly cause it couldnt decide... up, down, up, down...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Question For Ya!
    Originally posted by LadyT
    Nah, mine didnt explode... more went along the lines of "*shrugs* meh... me no care..." :p
    Plus it'd be cool to see one explode.... or just stand up/lie down repeatedly cause it couldnt decide... up, down, up, down...
    lmao at the mental image of a cow getting up and sitting down repeatedly:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mist
    They moo.

    Moo.

    That sent me into fits of laughter, I'm not quite sure why.

    When I settled down from those fits of laughter, I was treated to two servings of the mental image of cows repeatedly getting up and sitting down.

    *Is giggling now*

    Ahh dear I must be in a good mood today :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They lay and sleep under a tree to stop them from getting wet!! :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    right, it never happens. it jus doesn't happen

    end of questioning
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the cow thinks ...'fuck ...i wish i were in ibeza right now'.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    the cow thinks ...'fuck ...i wish i were in ibeza right now'.


    I hear Venga Airways are doing special excursion deals on all farmyard animals. Someone tell them and their aching legs. N'awww, bless.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i say we just save the cows the hastle and put em down and then bbq em, simple and tasty!

    *wait for socks to go balistac at him*:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Never mind that, what does it mean when half of them are lying down and half are standing up?

    Scattered showers?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Question For Ya!
    Originally posted by fucked up duck
    lmao at the mental image of a cow getting up and sitting down repeatedly:p

    SPanicow.gif
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