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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
thought id start a new thread on something completely and utterly pointless yet easy to alk about so.....
ill tell you the price of the fucked up duck
a man says to his wife "mary im going to the market ill be back later"
on his return mary asks him"what did you get?"
" he replies i got a duck for a fuck a fuck for a duck and a dollr for a fucked up duck"
so you see im only worth a dollar:(

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: new thread
    Originally posted by fucked up duck
    thought id start a new thread on something completely and utterly pointless yet easy to alk about so.....
    ill tell you the price of the fucked up duck
    a man says to his wife "mary im going to the market ill be back later"
    on his return mary asks him"what did you get?"
    " he replies i got a duck for a fuck a fuck for a duck and a dollr for a fucked up duck"
    so you see im only worth a dollar:(
    why does the word 'specialist' come to mind?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont know
    why rolly?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nah man, itw goes, there was 3 dudes, they wantd to mary this farmers dauuter and he fives them all a dukc and says whoever getsm the most for the duck gets the girl. so.. tomake the olong sotry short, one dude gerts a buck, the other duce gets 2 bucks and the third wnet to a hooker where the dick flew our the windoe and goet hit byt a truck so its a fcuked up duck
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    not the one i know
    there must be different versions of it
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