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Marriage lasting secret

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary; their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple" was an often heard comment when their names came up in conversation.

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon on pack mules. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, "that's once."
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the
third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead. I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule, when she looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Marriage lasting secret

    good one1 scary1 I bet there are woman out there like that!!!! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats very good!!
    ill have to try that when i get married! ;)
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