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Warning:Blonde Joke

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a part number seven hundred & ten.

We all looked at each other, and another customer asked: "What is a Seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied: "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the blonde a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and
asked: Is there one of these 710s on this car?"

She pointed and said: "Of course, it's right there."

See attachment :p:D:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tehe took me a while to get that one

    i am blonde though so it's ok :)

    here's another one it took me a while to get:

    A blonde went to see her doctor about losing weight. The doctor prescribed her a course of tablets and told her to take two a day, then skip a day, then take two the next day.

    A week later she came back and the doctor asked her how she was getting on.

    "Well taking the tablets is no problem, but all that skipping is driving me crazy"

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tee hee hee! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like that one, i got it as an email before, but i couldnt figure it out one of the lads at work had to tell me :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *giggles*

    tee hee, i laughed a fair bit at that, and i was in the library so yeah, the librarian went all grr........

    twas worth it tho :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :wave: Fugue. How was the party?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey ninja :thumb:

    ooh very fun, i hooked up with that chicky, and we went to the movies last night, and wea re going out for dinner tomorrow night :blush::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I actually dont understand that but then again I am blonde. I'm sure it will be funny when i get it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm..oil
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by fugue
    hey ninja :thumb:

    ooh very fun, i hooked up with that chicky, and we went to the movies last night, and wea re going out for dinner tomorrow night :blush::D


    Yipee. Good on yah girl. Told you to go for it didn't I? :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he he i like the oil one! i got it...and im blonde :p:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down?

    A brunette with bad breath. :p

    The world's greatest blonde joke. Click me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Giggles*

    Mildly amusing :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    that is SO annoying
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