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It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until
now
nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different
sexual
activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results
are
in:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent...............................12 Calories
Without her consent..........................2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.......................... ......8 Calories
With one hand............................ .....12 Calories
With your teeth.......................... ....485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection......................... ......6 Calories
Without an erection...................... ...3315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.............. .8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot................ ...4092 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary..................................12 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real.................................... .112 Calories
Fake.........................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..................................................18
Calories
Getting up immediately..............................................36
Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately........,..816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years...................................124 Calories
50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
70 and over..............................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................32 Calories
In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats intresting!!!!:eek2:

    kitten xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    all that for fake orgasms?!

    Hrm.

    But I don't like lying..it's bad manners. :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise
    Originally posted by Poi Boy
    It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until
    now
    nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different
    sexual
    activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results
    are
    in:

    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent...............................12 Calories
    Without her consent..........................2187 Calories

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands.......................... ......8 Calories
    With one hand............................ .....12 Calories
    With your teeth.......................... ....485 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection......................... ......6 Calories
    Without an erection...................... ...3315 Calories

    PRELIMINARIES:
    Trying to find the clitoris.............. .8 Calories
    Trying to find the G-Spot................ ...4092 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary..................................12 Calories
    69 lying down..................................78 Calories
    69 standing up................................812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
    Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
    Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories

    ORGASMS:
    Real.................................... .112 Calories
    Fake.........................................1315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging..................................................18
    Calories
    Getting up immediately..............................................36
    Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately........,..816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
    If you are:
    20-29 years....................................36 Calories
    30-39 years....................................80 Calories
    40-49 years...................................124 Calories
    50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
    60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
    70 and over..............................Results are still pending

    DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly.........................................32 Calories
    In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories

    Results may vary.

    Very funny :lol:

    *wonders how an Italian chandelier works* :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There is a list for girls too ! I had an email with it last year, I think I must have deleted it shame though!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Goina have to try them out see does this theory really work-

    Goina need six female volunteers, 15 bottles of champagne and a hot tub :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i've been thinking about giving up sex. been thinking about it for over thirty years now. i'll get round to it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Interesting very interesting
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise
    Originally posted by Poi Boy
    It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until
    now
    nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different
    sexual
    activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results
    are
    in:

    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent...............................12 Calories
    Without her consent..........................2187 Calories

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands.......................... ......8 Calories
    With one hand............................ .....12 Calories
    With your teeth.......................... ....485 Calories

    PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
    With an erection......................... ......6 Calories
    Without an erection...................... ...3315 Calories

    PRELIMINARIES:
    Trying to find the clitoris.............. .8 Calories
    Trying to find the G-Spot................ ...4092 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary..................................12 Calories
    69 lying down..................................78 Calories
    69 standing up................................812 Calories
    Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
    Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
    Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories

    ORGASMS:
    Real.................................... .112 Calories
    Fake.........................................1315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging..................................................18
    Calories
    Getting up immediately..............................................36
    Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately........,..816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
    If you are:
    20-29 years....................................36 Calories
    30-39 years....................................80 Calories
    40-49 years...................................124 Calories
    50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
    60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
    70 and over..............................Results are still pending

    DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly.........................................32 Calories
    In a hurry.....................................98 Calories
    With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories

    Results may vary.

    :lol:
    Will have to calcuate next time my calories for different things ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol very good!!
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