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The Colors of Sex

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I came across this on the web

Your favorite color is the key to your sexual life!
For entertainment purposes only.

The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't got a favorite color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home furnishings. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently, it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists explained the association between color and sexual patterns.

RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. But don't panic, not everyone who wears yellow is queer. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity, but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their own fulfillment than with anyone else's gratification.

BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mosters and teenage gangs is black attire.

GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm, but they put on a damn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.

BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love, but their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

GREY: The color grey a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything, including color, so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a way of relieving tension- nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse and for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. When teamed with another color, the grey spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a grey marries another grey, the marriage is made in heaven.

BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate, never seeking outside interests.

WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Most of my summer stuff is blue bikkini shorts tank tops etc. and my winter stuff is mainly black or brown!:naughty: no idea what that really says about me!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmm, let's see...

    Blue - My bedroom and bedding is blue. A lot of my clothing features blue, and even my wardrobe itself is blue.

    Black - Also features a lot in my clothing, though I'm no goth.

    Red - My front room is mainly red, with a red carpet, red throws, red rug, and various shades of red, orange and yellow, featuring in the room.

    Yellow - I would really like a yellow Beetle or camper van. And I have a yellow lava lamp.

    So, what does that lot say about me then???

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I guess that means you like sex many in different ways and styles depending on where you are in your house/ what you are wearing?


    Is that your new house by the way Mr Wobble?

    Are you any relation to Mr. Flibble?red dwarf??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my favoourite colours are purple and black - more black - and they are total oppisites :eek2:
    I normally go for boys in black too, and i must agree with the misfits part, some guys are scary.

    But yeah tis bullshit :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But yeah tis bullshit
    :D

    Yep

    :yes: :yes: :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yay someone agrees with me for once :cool:
    and diamond where do you find time to make all these threads? tis amazing

    and hi angelic gal :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi there fugue:D nice to see you again!
    And Diamond how do you have time? You are posting mamoth threads in almost every forum!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelic girl
    I guess that means you like sex many in different ways and styles depending on where you are in your house/ what you are wearing?


    Is that your new house by the way Mr Wobble?

    Are you any relation to Mr. Flibble?red dwarf??
    Hmmm, if that colour theory is to be believed, then you could be right. :)

    Nope, not in the new house yet. I'm still in the flat, and will be until the end of the month. I'm still packing like mad though. God, where does all this crap come from. How come I seem to have accumulated so much? :eek:

    Hmmm, Mr Flibble isn't a relation, though he looks like a sort of penguin. Nope, I've got the name from the Mr Men. Actually, there isn't a Mr Wobble, but that's the point, I'm unique! :D

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    unique is good, better than being a sheep
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I agree again!:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think thats pretty accurate! i'm yellow, n my (very attentive :) ) bf is bloo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity, but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

    :eek: scary~thats too accurate... way to accurate :nervous: how do they work this stuff out?!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i love rainbows so :) hehe

    umm yeah and i can say something odd now... whenever i close my eyes during sex i always see different colours and they change depending on what kind of sex im having at the time...

    and sometimes its images but the images are all in the one colour...

    weird :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well my fave colours are red and black and I`d say its pretty accurate!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by pie
    i love rainbows so :) hehe

    umm yeah and i can say something odd now... whenever i close my eyes during sex i always see different colours and they change depending on what kind of sex im having at the time...

    and sometimes its images but the images are all in the one colour...

    weird :rolleyes:
    yes.. u are very weird ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha ha ha green is my favourite colour:

    GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity

    As if!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'm a concert pianist .....man my girlfriends gonna be so proud ...proud ...........proud =)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_minx
    yes.. u are very weird ;)

    *holds her head up high* i may be blonde but im an outstanding member of this community... even if i think of fucking weird things while having sex!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: The Colors of Sex
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    I came across this on the web

    A panel of psychologists explained the association between color and sexual patterns.

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    God i hope i get a job like this when i qualify!!! hehe:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'm a blue dude :D
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