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Isn't it Ironic.....dont you think.....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
.....its like rain on your wedding day......

la.....la.......

Anyway, this is real ironic. I started being all healthy in the past 3 weeks, taking vitamins every day, cutting down loads on junk food, eating my 5 portions of fruit/veg a day, drinking 2 litres of water a day....................and now I get a F**king sore throat!?!?!?!?!? :rolleyes: I give up!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's almost nothing to do with losing weight!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, the things you did wouldn't stop you getting any unhealthy conditions, they're just likely to make you less prone to them.

    But I agree, it seems a total pain in the arse!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They have a name for when things like that happen- sod's law.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Isn't it Ironic.....dont you think.....
    Originally posted by Homer's Love Child
    .....its like rain on your wedding day......

    la.....la.......

    Anyway, this is real ironic. I started being all healthy in the past 3 weeks, taking vitamins every day, cutting down loads on junk food, eating my 5 portions of fruit/veg a day, drinking 2 litres of water a day....................and now I get a F**king sore throat!?!?!?!?!? :rolleyes: I give up!
    Eat the fly...it'll help your throat
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Isn't it Ironic.....dont you think.....
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    Eat the fly...it'll help your throat

    Noooo!!! Don't you know the song about the woman that swallowed the fly!! :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To be healthy or not to be healthy that is the question lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    That's almost nothing to do with losing weight!

    Yeah I know but Im just saying that its real Ironic that I get a sore throat now, since im eating healthier etc than i ever have before. Havent had a sore throat in AGES and i feckin get one now, its funny really.

    Originally posted by Faith
    Noooo!!! Don't you know the song about the woman that swallowed the fly!!


    :lol::):lol: lol.....la.....la.......la.....I dont know why I swallowed a fly.......perhaps I'll die........la......la :eek: :confused: :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the average person does not need extra this that and the other to be healthy. the reports keep telling you that the modern mediceine man ...holland and rip off are taking you for a ride. i'm extremeley healthy and fit. good food, good beer, good sex, a good outlook on life, like yourself ...that is enough. linda mcartney was a health nut ...she's now maggot fodder. yet the rolling stones ....still alive and partying.
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    Originally posted by Homer's Love Child
    :lol::):lol: lol.....la.....la.......la.....I dont know why I swallowed a fly.......perhaps I'll die........la......la :eek: :confused: :eek:
    I was just trying to remember the words aswell.. didn't the old lady eat a fly that was eaten by a spider or something like that? and it kept on getting bigger and bigger..

    LOL or am i tihnking of 2 completely different rhymes and am just creating a hybrid :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
    I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
    How absurd, to swallow a bird!
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
    Perhaps she'll die

    There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
    Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
    Perhaps she'll die

    There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
    What a hog! To swallow a dog!
    She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
    Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
    She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
    The swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
    She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
    She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
    That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
    She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
    But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
    Perhaps she'll die.

    There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
    She's dead, of course.
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    THAT'S IT!! :D thanks Samuti :D That rhyme was gonna drive me mad... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no probs ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Samuti could you do me a favour please :D

    that verse you have just put up could you put a link up to that in jobs and work forum.
    There is a thread in there wanting rhymes and songs for children, but I dont know how to go there and give a link to here:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Flake_Mustaine
    THAT'S IT!! :D thanks Samuti :D That rhyme was gonna drive me mad... :p

    From the first post I never would've imagined the thread would end up like this.
    That's almost as absurd as a technologically advanced bed that can do every thing from wash you to have a conversation with you, believing it is your dead wife, and not being very impressed when you run off in terror when it tries to hug you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    Samuti could you do me a favour please :D

    that verse you have just put up could you put a link up to that in jobs and work forum.
    There is a thread in there wanting rhymes and songs for children, but I dont know how to go there and give a link to here:)

    Done :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Samuti
    Done :)

    cheers :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heres a crappy update on my sore throat......it ended up being some crappy streptococcil infection thingy!?!?!? its sooooo sore :(
    My tonsils are all lumpy and they are nearly touching each other because they are so swollen :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    awwww, could of been worse though hun, you could of swallowed that fly! Then a spider, then a bird, then a cat..... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Faith
    awwww, could of been worse though hun, you could of swallowed that fly! Then a spider, then a bird, then a cat..... :p

    lol :)

    .....on second thoughts maybe its karma ........i got the infection cos I was mean when I killed the fecking fly???? .....:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Homer's Love Child
    .....on second thoughts maybe its karma ........i got the infection cos I was mean when I killed the fecking fly???? .....:(

    :yes:

    that'll teach you to squish poor ickle flies on your computer screen! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Faith
    :yes:

    that'll teach you to squish poor ickle flies on your computer screen! :p

    Maybe its not the fly,.....it could be my computer screen getting its own back on me, lol.
    Anyway,I've learned my lesson, I wont squish flies anymore.....I'll get my Mam to do it for me,like she does when I scream when I see spiders or other bugs,lol.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Homer's Love Child
    I'll get my Mam to do it for me,like she does when I scream when I see spiders or other bugs,lol.

    There's a spider in the bathroom and I'm on my own til Tues with no one to kill it for me!! It's huuuuge :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Faith
    There's a spider in the bathroom and I'm on my own til Tues with no one to kill it for me!! It's huuuuge :nervous:

    Your bladders gonna be sore if you've to wait till tuesday to use the bathroom,lol.

    I'd use the tiolet if the spider was nowhere near it, but i'd be real scared to have a shower or bath bacause while your in it the spider could be making its way slowly over to you......:eek: scary! lol. We are such wimps! lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well there's a bathroom in my mum & dad's room. So I ran into the one with the spider in it, grabbed all my stuff then ran out and shut the door! Won't be going back in there til they get home! :lol: :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Faith
    well there's a bathroom in my mum & dad's room. So I ran into the one with the spider in it, grabbed all my stuff then ran out and shut the door! Won't be going back in there til they get home! :lol: :rolleyes:
    lol @ you! haha :lol: I'd do the same though, but we only have one bathroom. There was a cockroach in our bathroom on holidays though so I used the bathroom in the apartment next door for the whole week. (we knew the people next door obviously,they weren't just random strangers,lol)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    [sings] A little toooooooooo ironic. Dontcha think? [/sings]

    Me likes that song :D

    Ewwww ewwww EWWWWWWWWWW spiders :nervous: I wouldnt use the bath/shower. A creepy spider coming out the plug hole! Im freaking myself out now!! Lol.
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