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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Mmmmmm will I get away with this one? :no:

Ok insult the person above you, no nastiness or nothing personal we are looking for humour here.

Eg. Crazyredeyes, you poontang orangotang, scum sucking ball breaking elephant lover....:eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crazyeyes you suck meaty cock. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Temple of dreams, you suck elephant lhabia and you smell of peanuts.

    Meant in the nicest way possible of course :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rise, you look...Kinda funny. :(:(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your a pussy licker felix
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    felix u cum-guzzling slagwad
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Felix the Cat - don't piss on my shoe, do it in the litter try! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mobily you starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
    (blame the bard, not me!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by cymruangel
    Mobily you starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
    (blame the bard, not me!)

    Don't hold back on my account! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mobily, you stuck-up, over optimistic McDonald's worker you.

    Joke, you seem v. cool really, still too positive though :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cymruangel is a orange grabbing monkey jabbing nose grinding butt tearing grass munching hairy wetting back to back wiping pear shaped goat

    :) no offense cause i dont know who you are heh :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Luce
    Mobily, you stuck-up, over optimistic McDonald's worker you.

    Joke, you seem v. cool really, still too positive though :p

    :D

    Only working at McDonald's until I return to uni in Sept. I can't wait! :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and luce took the jam out of the fucking donut!!

    ham jabber

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your a pussy licker felix

    Indeed I am. But! If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the type of pussy to drink it..:D
    felix u cum-guzzling slagwad

    Only your girlfriends.

    Felix the Cat - don't piss on my shoe, do it in the litter try!

    Sorry..I thought your shoe's looked like my litter tray.

    :):):)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Felix Da Housecat,

    you are a muppet.

    Lovingly,
    Brantree
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you are a muppet.

    Gosh. Your so clever. I can never have a come back to that. :( :crying: Soooo witty.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mongrel shagger. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wait untill your mother hears what you said about her. :p:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Wait untill your mother hears what you said about her. :p:D

    :eek: How rude!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your mum sux cox in hell (apples of course!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How rude!!

    I'm sorry that was harsh. I am pissed off now.. You know why? Didn't think so.

    Had a dodgy TXU geezer come round to day pretending he was wanting to read the meter but really was eyeing up the stuff in my pad and asking if I work and what time I work till etc..He didn't even write anything down on his crap looking clip board and he didn't even have and electronic thingy or ID. MOFO.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Felix you donkey raping shit eater
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wish I had never of met you dad in those bogs now. He really does lead me a stray.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You are bacteria living on the scumsucking parasites which feed on the pustulent faeces of the dead and the damned! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    You are bacteria living on the scumsucking parasites which feed on the pustulent faeces of the dead and the damned! :p

    you smell funny :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Twat
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bucket fanny :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shit-sucking wanker :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Black toothed ho!




    j/k:lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fuck face :p:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fish face:crazyeyes :D
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