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instead of peotry how about ...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
off the top of your small little minds you try a bit of simple rhymin'?
some one give me a word and i'll rhyme it up and so on.am i making any sense here?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    poo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I mean, thats your word, not what i think about the thread! :D;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    poo
    today was to be the day
    i ran and ran far away.
    but i stayed because whilst having a pooh
    i thought of my sweetheart ...beckyboo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: instead of peotry how about ...
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    off the top of your small little minds you try a bit of simple rhymin'?
    some one give me a word and i'll rhyme it up and so on.am i making any sense here?

    vicky
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: instead of peotry how about ...
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    vicky
    there was a girl called vicky
    she loved to hold my






















    umbrella.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    orange :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    orange :p
    i wandered lonely on a forange
    whilst sucking the juice of a blood red orange!


























    bastard!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    banana :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Samuti
    banana :p
    right ...someonelses turn now!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Samuti
    banana :p
    I was munching on a banana
    in the state of louisiana
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sex
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jacaranda
    sex
    she tied me to the bed with a pice of flex.
    the ugly bitch only wanted me for sex!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lickalotapuss
    I was munching on a banana
    in the state of louisiana

    with a girl named juliana
    who was no americana
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    surrepeticious ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    she tied me to the bed with a pice of flex.
    the ugly bitch only wanted me for sex!
    Similar to yours Mr.Roll

    I realised it did flex,
    no chance of having sex
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    antidisastablishmentatarianism (sp?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    surrepeticious ;)
    some awkward sods round here!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lil minx :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .... do this one too , my favourite word (yes, i do have one)

    idiosyncratic :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    Me

    If you want me,
    I'm for free,
    come and shag me,
    suck and see ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    today was to be the day
    i ran and ran far away.
    but i stayed because whilst having a pooh
    i thought of my sweetheart ...beckyboo.

    lmao :lol:

    Your fooking mental :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_minx
    idiosyncratic :D

    I can't really rhyme with idiosynatric
    Because I'm a total fucking spastic :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    If you want me,
    I'm for free,
    come and shag me,
    suck and see ;)
    :D;) LOL
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_minx
    lil minx :D


    lil minx has a face like a sphynx,

    hair that's real pink,

    and she loves a drink :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    masturbation ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_minx
    .... do this one too , my favourite word (yes, i do have one)

    idiosyncratic :D
    lil minx was idiosyncratic
    a life on the internet
    locked in the attic.
    so if you want to know
    all the best linx,
    send an email to ...lilminx!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    masturbation ;)

    masturbation,
    mansapation,
    alien nation,
    kernkraft 400 :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    masturbation,
    mansapation,
    alien nation,
    kernkraft 400 :rolleyes:
    Stop slacking boy... ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It took some some time, and some concentration,
    I released the days stress and frustration,
    I had sex with someone I love after much consultation,
    It was my right hand -and thats what you call chronic masturbation!
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