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how long is roll of toilet paper

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    4 lengths of the house if we believe the andrex puppy :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just a word of warning ...careful how you use the word 'roll' ok?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    long enough to run out while some nob is in the jacks and then not put a new one out! or long enough to fall into the loo! i have loo roll issues.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eefs
    long enough to run out while some nob is in the jacks and then not put a new one out! or long enough to fall into the loo! i have loo roll issues.....


    you should see a Dr about your loo paper problems
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Quite long.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i should....but it may be incurable. i think the symptom of the aforementioned nob taking ages in the jacks when you really need to....avail of its facilities is also related. baaaassstards.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: how long is roll of toilet paper
    Originally posted by Type R
    :confused:

    Exactely 4 sheets short of how much you need. :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: how long is roll of toilet paper
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    Exactely 4 sheets short of how much you need. :mad:

    ah someone who shares my loo roll issues.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: how long is roll of toilet paper
    Originally posted by Type R
    :confused:


    as long as a piece of string!!!!! lol!:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It does actually say on the wrapper.....


    I HAVE to read when I am on the loo, just ask me anything about shampoo, loo roll or toothpaste :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Crazyredeyes
    I HAVE to read when I am on the loo, just ask me anything about shampoo, loo roll or toothpaste :lol:

    Surely that's what a magazine rack and porno is for? :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    Surely that's what a magazine rack and porno is for? :rolleyes:


    I'll put his porn mag in the bathroom for him when I get home then....i found it under his bed...muhahahahahahahaaaaaa!

    he is right though, it does say on the pack, more often than not!









    :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's disconcerting keep seeing my name associated with toilets ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Amie Butler
    I'll put his porn mag in the bathroom for him when I get home then....i found it under his bed...muhahahahahahahaaaaaa!

    :lol:;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Amie Butler
    I'll put his porn mag in the bathroom for him when I get home then....i found it under his bed...muhahahahahahahaaaaaa!


    I dont use that anymore

    I watch the "British Ameteur" video that amie lent me. :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Crazyredeyes
    I dont use that anymore

    I watch the "British Ameteur" video that amie lent me. :lol:




    i thought you loved your (ADULT CONTACTS) mag burt
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not all of us have broadband at home mate :lol:

    (sorry didnt mean to get you in trouble with Missus Burt) :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Crazyredeyes
    I dont use that anymore

    I watch the "British Ameteur" video that amie lent me. :lol:



    and i lent it 4 months ago.....with my vcr...that you still have so don't you go moaning bitch!

    *smiles sweetly* :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    moaning, yes that is one of the symptons of porn

    anyways, a loo roll long enough for the person before you, but always runs out just as you take a dump

    :D
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