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sods law

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
right your all bein slow and boring heres a new thread for you fuckers

which of sods laws annoys you most/happens most reguraly
(fuck spellin)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    S.51(1) of the Sods Law Act 1719:

    'If you are really excited about something and really looking forward to it, something will probably occur that will affect it.'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: sods law
    Originally posted by molo
    right your all bein slow and boring


    Then fuck off.

    (fuck spellin)

    lucky for you that you have that outlook onyour intelligence :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: sods law
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Then fuck off.



    lucky for you that you have that outlook onyour intelligence :rolleyes:

    Exactly as RiSe & ShInE says.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are you even more down than me or summit?

    what is it with some people and 'not gettin jokes'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    are you even more down than me or summit?

    what is it with some people and 'not gettin jokes'

    That was a joke? :eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rise n Dine and Bad Seed - what's up with you two? Have I missed something? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    clearly i'm not gonna call everyone slow and boring to intice them to my thread. you don't see caspers nokia 3510 freakin out do you?

    think bout it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    Rise n Dine

    Oi! That name is copyrighted! :p

    No, you ain't missed anything, he's just an arse.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    Rise n Dine and Bad Seed - what's up with you two? Have I missed something? :confused:

    :confused:

    Missed something like what?

    molo, jokes are supposed to be fucking funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why have you taken such offence to it??

    it is funny if you take to it lightly

    someone forgot to water you or summit? maybe you be chilled out when your startin to grow as a plant, get some sun light to ya
    haha

    chillll ouuut man
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol me thinks you two are becoming too wound up. When I read "your all bein slow and boring heres a new thread for you fuckers" I laughed because I thought he was being sarcastic. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    lol me thinks you two are becoming too wound up. When I read "your all bein slow and boring heres a new thread for you fuckers" I laughed because I thought he was being sarcastic. :p

    and thats why his sig reads 'everything is good...no complaints"

    learn
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo

    chillll ouuut man

    I am quite chilled, thanks to my new purchase *strokes new bong* :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shut the fuck up, the lot of you. :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bloody hell i'll start again


    hello!

    i wanted to start a new thread to get a few observational humour jokes rolling around and need your help!

    when thinkin about this thing called 'sods law' i realised its happens to all of us! share your views on this, like what is most true and happens most to you!

    and remember, have fun!


    Mobily's Ghost

    S.51(1) of the Sods Law Act 1719:

    'If you are really excited about something and really looking forward to it, something will probably occur that will affect it.'
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    Shut the fuck up, the lot of you. :|

    lol

    Ahh, u make me laugh Lisa
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sod's law is a cunt in every way it can be.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    lol me thinks you two are becoming too wound up. When I read "your all bein slow and boring heres a new thread for you fuckers" I laughed because I thought he was being sarcastic. :p

    Me not taking offence :)

    I'm just a moody cunt.

    And bored, too.

    And a little bit intoxicated.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    Shut the fuck up, the lot of you. :|

    *licks*

    rise, you got a bong :D:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed


    rise, you got a bong :D:D

    Hells yeh, my other one broke :(
    But this ones better - 45cm tall :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    this isn't very sods law oreintated is it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    this isn't very sods law oreintated is it

    sods law that I want to yell at/injure someone

    and they've all gone to bed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    this isn't very sods law oreintated is it

    It was sod's law that my bong broke. It was sod's law that i had to fork out £21 on a new bong.

    Happy? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed
    sods law that I want to yell at/injure someone

    and they've all gone to bed.

    hmmmm true, go write a song, but i bet all your pens ran out of ink...


    go roam the streets, you'll find some thug wantin it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    It was sod's law that my bong broke. It was sod's law that i had to fork out £21 on a new bong.

    Happy? :p

    no i'm not happy, why else am i up at 01:25 drunk on cans of carling, go check the relationships board and you'll see
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed
    sods law that I want to yell at/injure someone

    and they've all gone to bed.

    Draw on their faces. That'll relieve some angst.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    no i'm not happy, why else am i up at 01:25 drunk on cans of carling, go check the relationships board and you'll see

    Yeh, that's pretty shitty. especially the Carling bit, that stuff is rank. Sorry James :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who is james
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    who is james

    Mobily's Toast.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by molo
    who is james

    Mobilys ghost.

    Oh and adam :heart:

    *licks the seed*
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