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Warned.But do you...

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,723 Bot
...Actually know anyone who has had their arm broken by a swan?

Any other random warnings you have been given, but never known to happen?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If the wind changes, your face will be stuck like that.

    I often used to wonder what it would be like if this were true.
    I've yet to meet anyone who had their face frozen by a sudden gust of wind, but you never know. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if you stretch every bone in your body then sneeze at that crucial point you will break every bone in your body :shocking:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you know, this thread could probably go on for a long long time.
    i ate apple seeds but a tree didn't grow inside me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyes pop out of their sockets.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know it's not exactly a warning, but who decided that if you eat the crusts your hair will go curly?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Don't stick your fingers into the plug socket"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by MoonShiner
    If you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyes pop out of their sockets.

    ok so u cant physically keep your eyes open but if u held them open so they stayed wide open, and then sneezed ur eyes actually would come out :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah - I ignored 'don't leave a gigarette lighter on top of the gas cooker hood' and almost lost an eye!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Ilora-Danon
    "Don't stick your fingers into the plug socket"

    Exactly. I mean, who has fingers that will actually fit in the plug socket anyway?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Warned.But do you...
    Originally posted by MoonShiner
    ...Actually know anyone who has had their arm broken by a swan?


    My Aunty had her arm broken by a swan!! Vicious things...beautiful, but dangerous.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    someone once told me if you swallow chewing gum you will die.

    oh, and another funny one :rolleyes: ;) If you stay on your mobile phone too much, you'll get radiation poisoning! :p
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