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Putting Tinned Spam In Space?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Does Anyone have any ideas on the best methods to launch tins of Spam into space ?

Im primarily working with Spam at the moment but may move further in the tinned meats area - so any suggestions would be great?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dog food will probably be better as the tins are slightly heavier.

    As for methods of launching, how about stealing a shuttle, filling it with tins and then blasting it into space?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I pity the fool who tries to blast dog food into orbit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dog Food is an interesting sugestion, however i am woried about the aerodynamic properties of Marylebone jelly.

    Perhaps using lemonade bottles as jet packs to aid the tins would work?
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