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How much.....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
....wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.

    Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

    Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

    The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.


    Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day = 411 butt cords of wood.

    Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour = 225 butt cords of wood.

    Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 3039 butt cords
    was attained on 15/6/1996 .

    (NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchucks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.

    [..SNIP..]

    Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

    The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.

    [..SNIP..]

    (NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchucks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.)

    You I like. We could get on. Are you a Gemini by any chance?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rixxin
    You I like. We could get on. Are you a Gemini by any chance?

    I'm a Gemini. Just thought I'd say that! :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr Maypoo
    I'm a Gemini. Just thought I'd say that! :eek2:

    Time for a Gemini thread, methinks.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rixxin
    Are you a Gemini by any chance?

    No, but I am mostly air (some would say hot).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    No, but I am mostly air (some would say hot).

    Get a job with Richard Branson. He's going for a new balloon altitude attempt!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.

    Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

    Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

    The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.


    Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day = 411 butt cords of wood.

    Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour = 225 butt cords of wood.

    Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 3039 butt cords
    was attained on 15/6/1996 .

    (NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchucks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.)
    wow miffy ...bloody wow! if thats off the top of your head you'll go far but i suspect it's a cut and paste job from the woodchuckers weekly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.

    Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

    Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

    The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.


    Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day = 411 butt cords of wood.

    Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour = 225 butt cords of wood.

    Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 3039 butt cords
    was attained on 15/6/1996 .

    (NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchucks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.)


    :lol: hehehehe :lol:

    You I like. We could get on. Are you a Gemini by any chance?

    hehe good chat up line ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lil_minx
    hehe good chat up line ;)

    Ya reckon?! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    (NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchucks chuck no wood on February second, in observance of ground hog day.)

    You mean my birthday... :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed
    You mean my birthday... :D

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Get thee behind me Aquarian!

    *run away, run away.......*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Get thee behind me Aquarian!

    *run away, run away.......*

    *offers a glass of water* :p

    Whazz rong wiv aquarians?...waaa
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed
    *offers a glass of water* :p

    Whazz rong wiv aquarians?...waaa

    Just had a couple of bad experiences with them, that`s all! Especially in the case of my ex husband. But I`m sure that was more to do with him being a comlete sociopath than an Aquarian..... yeah, that`s it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    Just had a couple of bad experiences with them, that`s all! Especially in the case of my ex husband. But I`m sure that was more to do with him being a comlete sociopath than an Aquarian..... yeah, that`s it...

    Ohh, i see.

    I'm a randomly different type of water deliverer.

    No, not a pipe :p

    Groundhogs day...yess...Groundhogs are a cool blues band.

    I'm supposed to be washing up :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by bad seed
    I'm supposed to be washing up :/

    Washing up is stinky
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To answer the original question:

    A lot?


    (And I'm not a gemini thank god!!) :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cheezie Grin
    (And I'm not a gemini thank god!!) :p

    No, you`re a Taurus. I know a thing or two about Taureans. :naughty:
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