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Hypothetical situations.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
What if there were no hypothetical situations?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Hypothetical situations.
    Originally posted by duffy_2k
    What if there were no hypothetical situations?
    shit!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How do the keep off the grass signs get there?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by duffy_2k
    How do the keep off the grass signs get there?
    well, hypotheticaly speaking ...oh dear.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    well, hypotheticaly speaking ...oh dear.

    lmao mr roll.... we have something in common at the moment i do believe.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by duffy_2k
    lmao mr roll.... we have something in common at the moment i do believe.
    sshhhh ...they'll all want some.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    According to a british law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Lmao
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