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Becks

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Joke I got sent

David Beckham decides to go horse riding.
Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace with Victoria watching admiringly.

After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to
lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around
the neck shouting for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups.

As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness.

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the
supermarket and unplugs the horse
:lol::lol::lol:
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