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Joke for SlinkyGirl :)

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Another one to cheer you up.

Four retired guys are walking down a street in Miami Beach. Then they turn a corner and see a sign that says "Old Timers' Bar ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS!"

They look at one another and then go in. On the inside, they realise they've struck it lucky.

The old bartender says, in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, gentlemen?"

There seems to be a fully-stocked bar, and so the men all ask for a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced martinis, shaken not stirred, and says, "That'll be 10 cents each, please." The four men stare at the bartender for a moment then look at one another. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 more cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand. They've each had two martinis, and so far they've spent less than a dollar. Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"

"Here's my story, " says the barman. "I'm a retired tailor from Brooklyn, and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, all the same."

"Wow. That's quite a story," says one of the men. The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice three other guys at the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there. One man gestures at the three at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "Oh, they're on vacation from Scotland. They're waiting for happy hour."

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont get it :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by blonde__batman
    i dont get it :confused:

    And that's why your blonde ;)

    Cheap drinks already. Scottish folk. Grippy. waiting for them to be cheaper. I give up :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well I laughed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanks Bong. At least I know my humour not's completely wasted.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Like it :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah thats why im blonde :p

    its funny now i get it lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    oooh that one tickled me!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oi





    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats a good one hehehe
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thanks a million NinjaMaster!

    You are a real hun, you not only made me smile on Friday, but you made me laugh, and i really needed it!!


    You had me in stiches!!

    Thanks again!!!
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