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Girlfriends

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen,
cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl
but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got
excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl,
but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic,
but directionless.

So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her.
She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits. :p:D


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO :lol:

    Very good ninj, very good.:p
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    i have relatively big tits and im looking for a boyfriend. does this help your predicament?!? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Very good.

    But bigs tits? I prefer handsize, myself. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by littlemissy
    i have relatively big tits and im looking for a boyfriend. does this help your predicament?!? :p

    If you think you could live with having an incredibly hunky, sexy guy treating you like a princess then cool. :p
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    If you think you could live with having an incredibly hunky, sexy guy treating you like a princess then cool. :p

    that sounds good to me. when can you move in? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Brilliant!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by littlemissy
    that sounds good to me. when can you move in? :p

    As soon as you can convert your garage into a Ninja training room and your cellar to a S&M dungeon. :p
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    As soon as you can convert your garage into a Ninja training room and your cellar to a S&M dungeon. :p

    i already have the S&M dungeon. ehmmm ... how to convert my garage. tell you what?? you nove in and then you could convert it for me.

    *i need sex*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by littlemissy
    i already have the S&M dungeon. ehmmm ... how to convert my garage. tell you what?? you nove in and then you could convert it for me.

    *i need sex*

    Got an a couple of ninja missions to do over the next couple of nights. I'll see you once they're finished :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    duno if ne1 else is wondering this but does this make u around 36...hehehe?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL... umm suspicious - coming on here looking for girls with "big tits" to cook your steak on a saturday night and help call out the lottery numbers with;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO :lol:

    Heylo Ninj :flirt: :naughty::p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol, you're only using that flirty face cos you want in on those steaks!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by maccy
    Lol, you're only using that flirty face cos you want in on those steaks!
    Wha? Ok im confuzzled now!

    i used the flirty face :hyper: i never used it befor i dont think! Any excuse eh!? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmm....steak.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If I knew I was gonna get this kinda response from the ladies I would have posted this ages ago :p
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