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Confucious say...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
...he who sleep with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution in hand ;)



POST ONE EACH, LETS TRY AND GET A MASSIVE LIST.... I HAVE OTHERS, BUT THE RULES ARE ONE EACH! :D thanks

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Confucious say man with hand in bush not always gardener. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Confucious say... It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl

    :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no one else??


    ... he who sleep with itchy arse wake up with smelly finger
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    .....he with tool in womans mouth not always dentist :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man who jizz in cash register come into money. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he who squirt cream in tarts not always baker :)

    right, well thats all the ones off of thingy's old sig :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he who goes to australia may not need to fly there
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by jacaranda
    he who goes to australia may not need to fly there


    dont gettit :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Confucious say .....

    Man who run behind car , becomes exhausted, and man you run infront of car becomes Tyred!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eul Grepus
    dont gettit :(

    Neither do i?!:confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    australia....down under...dont have to fly there...think people think
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by blonde__batman
    australia....down under...dont have to fly there...think people think


    makes no sense, you could get there by boat... but thats not funny
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eul Grepus
    makes no sense, you could get there by boat... but thats not funny

    lol i didnt make it up, was just explaining....well tryin to
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People that like to play with 'fruit', such as bananas, coconuts and passion fruit, may neither eat the fruits nor sell them.
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