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The worst joke in the world??

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a
club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin.

Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......

BUMP........

BUMP........

BUMP........


Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.

BUMP........

BUMP........

BUMP........


He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.

BUMP........

BUMP........

BUMP........


He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking
faster.........

BUMP........BUMP.......

BUMP........BUMP.......

BUMP........BUMP........


The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog,
but he heard the coffin speed up after him......

BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...

BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...

BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...


He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......

BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....

BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....

BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....


Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair.
Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way
through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock
off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges
As it continued its chase.....

BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...

BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...

BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...

BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...


In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs
could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the
door........

BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...

BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...

BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...


The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing And launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges.....
The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the
young terrified lad.

BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...

BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...

BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...


In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his
bathroom cabinet......
He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at
the coffin.......still it came ........

BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...

He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it
........still it came......

BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...

He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......still it
came......

BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...

He grabbed some Benelyn cough mixture and threw
it........


















The coffin stopped. :rolleyes:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *smacks you round the head*


    thats bloody attrocious!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My dad told me that *ages* ago. He found it funny, i found it terrible :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eul Grepus
    *smacks you round the head*


    thats bloody attrocious!

    The clue was in the heading :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats awful
    almost as bad as my drunken what dya call a fish with no eye?


















    fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Only a Hun could find that amusing :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *smacks you again*


    i didnt think it was that bad!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten
    Only a Hun could find that amusing :p

    who said I found it amusing? :p;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that was nearly as bad as this one:

    Mick Hucknall was arrested for having s*x with an under age rabbit last night...

    Apparently he was holding back the ears and the bunny was too tight to mention.


    Apologies to all who read this
    :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    who said I found it amusing? :p;)

    Who said I said you found it amusing :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten
    Who said I said you found it amusing :p


    i can see this going on a LOOOOONGGG time
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Eul Grepus
    i can see this going on a LOOOOONGGG time

    Who said this was going to go on for a LOOOOOONNNNNG time? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i did, cant you read? :p
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