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it's a bit windy!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Am looking for a bit of advice here plz dudes! I have a bit of an embarassing prob, basically whenever im with my b/f i wont allow myself to *pass wind* (obviously i still tell myself that girls dont fart!)this build up of wind however can sometimes be very painful and often causes my bowels to make funny noises(which i try and disguise by saying im hungry!hehe!)i know i could buy some windeeze or something but id die of embarassment if my b/f knew i owned them!was just wondering if anyone else has or had this prob and what did u do about it? also i get very scared about releasing 'unwanted gases' just as me and my b/f are indulging in foreplay & such things!!Any help would be grateful!! Cheers dudes xxxx <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When u gotta go, u gotta go <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
    Seriously, it's gotta be unhealthy to keep it in. Everyone does it, im sure your bf does too..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes i have had the same problem but sorry to say ladys do (fart) as you put it!! and if you dont want to damage your self i would suggest you leave the room to do it...other wise you could end up with IBS or other related problems <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wont in-front of other people to, esp my BF I make jokes about it saying girls don't fart, he does it and I comment like saying ewwww or you could have warned me I would have got my gas mask! I know when he has done a silent one cause he says sorry for nothing and I just say 'Oh no' and walk out, hehe makes him laugh
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im sure your boyfriend does it so i donth think its to big of a problem <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> keeping it in must hurt and you could really do your self some damage so next time you need to 'go' levae the room to go toilet get adrink or something.
    As for the fore[lay thing make sure your totally gas free before you start <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> so no beans for breakfast <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If your so worried about it, fart in the toilet, just use some air freshiner, i wouldnt worry about it if i was u.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheers dudes! if my b/f wasnt so polite i wouldnt feel so bad, ive only ever heard him *parp* once! hehe, not that im complaining!!
    xXx <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by squirtycream:
    <STRONG>cheers dudes! if my b/f wasnt so polite i wouldnt feel so bad, ive only ever heard him *parp* once! hehe, not that im complaining!!
    xXx <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>

    you've only "heard" him do it once. Most men fart about 15 times a day, any less and they aren't normal.....girls, you just lie about it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We don't do it as much as that!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I definitely do it that often if not more. Just very good at not doing it in public. Me an my pal (female)have farting competitions ... adolescent but fun!!!! Hers are usually the loudest but I win hands down for the smelliest.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ewwwwwwwwww <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    After reading your advice, i still havnt managed to find a way of sneaking out of the room to parp, well at least not without making it seem i have some kind of bladder problem in which i have to keep going to the loo!! It's driving me mad, but i know i would just totally kill the atmosphere between me and my b/f if i did a smelly parp! Ah lifes a bitch!! <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    invest in a good cork <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    (no really that was a joke)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    After reading your advice, i still havnt managed to find a way of sneaking out of the room to parp, well at least not without making it seem i have some kind of bladder problem in which i have to keep going to the loo!! It's driving me mad, but i know i would just totally kill the atmosphere between me and my b/f if i did a smelly parp! Ah lifes a bitch!!

    Well if the quiet way didnt work then go for the loud way!!!

    Basically prop your arse in the air and shout "Fire in the hole" and let rip!!!!!!

    You never know it might work <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wuckFit:
    <STRONG>Basically prop your arse in the air and shout "Fire in the hole" and let rip!!!!!!

    You never know it might work <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>
    rofl <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wuckFit:
    <STRONG>

    Well if the quiet way didnt work then go for the loud way!!!

    Basically prop your arse in the air and shout "Fire in the hole" and let rip!!!!!!

    You never know it might work <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"></STRONG>

    Joker!!! Not too sure i'l be trying that but cheers anyway!!!! <IMG SRC="eek.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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