Home General Chat
If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Read the community guidelines before posting ✨
Aged 16-25? Share your experience of using the discussion boards and receive a £25 voucher! Take part via text-chat, video or phone. Click here to find out more and to take part.
Options

Porn Star NAME!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Lame thread, but I'm bored, so shaddup.

Take ya Mum's maiden name, and your first pet's name.

Mine's is Albert McKechnie.

:eek2:

I sound like I should be a farmer. :rolleyes:
«1

Comments

  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cottee Ginger
    hmm......shit name

  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Porn Star NAME!
    Originally posted by 1983
    Lame thread, but I'm bored, so shaddup.

    Take ya Mum's maiden name, and your first pet's name.

    Mine's is Albert McKechnie.

    :eek2:

    I sound like I should be a farmer. :rolleyes:

    won't the perveyors of the erotic arts notice that...well a female called albert... somethings wrong there methinks :crazyeyes :eek2:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yees, I remember this one. Mine doesn`t really work either....

    Amy White. Sounds more like a Sunday school teacher.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lady Oxley :eek2:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LOL. Have we broke it?! It`s not working!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This has been done to death on here.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Goldie Davidson :lol:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Roxy Mason :eek2:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    isnt it your middle name and your street name?

    My old one was Helen Benskyn, but now Its Helen Springwell! :naughty: (for the street name that is)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smokey rogers...


    good god:eek2:
  • Options
    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    Originally posted by badabing
    isnt it your middle name and your street name?
    ROTFFLHMFFAO!! :lol: David Hornbeam :D Isn't that so classy??! :p
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    isnt it your middle name and your street name?

    I thought that was your film star name. Or something.

    I don`t have a middle name.
  • Options
    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by Miffy
    Yees, I remember this one. Mine doesn`t really work either....

    Amy White. Sounds more like a Sunday school teacher.

    i have a friend called amy white!!! :)

    mine would be gypsy borg. hmmmm :)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Spice Jaques :rolleyes: Not exactly porn material!!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Snowy Rawal

    ....doesn't sound too erotic and pornstar like really does it?!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Using pets name n mums maiden name, mine would be....
    Pat West
    Sounds great!! n well sexy!

    Using my middle name n ur street name, its even worse cos its...
    Mary Albion
    :confused:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    welll if its your middle and street name then its lynn bayview... not too sexy... though if you think about it it is quite dirty

    and i can't do it the other way cuz i've no pet, though if i use my friends dead fish (the closest thing to a pet) then i'd be stoner loner ristow... which is even worse...
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    i'd be stoner loner ristow...

    ROFLMAO!! :lol:

    What`s the closest thing I have to a middle name? What they were going to call me? If so I`d be Claire Swan.

    (Wasn`t she in Casualty?)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mines soooooo bad. tis blackie keogh. how bloody irish can you get?! not going to turn anyone on.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mine's Monty Hillard, not too bad, but not too good either:eek2:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mine would be Bubbles Hipkin. I sound like a bloody kid's TV presenter!!!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Using mother's maiden name and pet's name:

    Croney Felix :eek2:

    Using my middle name and street name:

    Stuart Swallow Field! :naughty:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be Pepsi Miller..:naughty:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mine would be ashley lesko...goin with middle name would not work cos all of mine are my dad/grand dad...etc!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by littlemissy
    i have a friend called amy white!!! :)

    mine would be gypsy borg. hmmmm :)
    so do i..well not exactly a friend :s scary! but she aint no school teacher.
    erm lacey harvey...tahts crap.
    or Gemma Parsons...or louise parsons.
    Ok i prefer the 1st one.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just asked the other half, turns out his would be Bimbo Dobbins! :lol:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    Just asked the other half, turns out his would be Bimbo Dobbins! :lol:

    Not Bilbao Baggins, then? :p
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fuggles Bowers.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pornstar name: Max Bryan (Max was my mum and dad's old pet, I've never had one personally, they gave up with dogs when I was born, too much to handle :p)

    Filmstar name or whatever it was: Lee Claymore
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    Using my middle name and street name:

    Stuart Swallow Field! :naughty:
    so a gay porn star?
Sign In or Register to comment.