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Cremated or buried?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Morbid topic, but which would you prefer and why?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd prefer you to be cremated :p

    I'm on form today ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Neither, I'm still alive.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cremated cos i dont like the idea of my body being dug back up again!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent
    Neither, I'm still alive.

    lol! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cremated - takes up less space.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why does anyone care? You'll be dead for God's sake.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DaisyChainThing
    Why does anyone care? You'll be dead for God's sake.

    Well you will be once they've buried or cremated you...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Actually, I'd rather be eaten.

    Donate me to Africa so I can help the starving.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten
    Actually, I'd rather be eaten.

    Donate me to Africa so I can help the starving.

    They'd send you back as a reject! :eek2: lol

    That would technically be cannaibalism...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stuffed and bolted to a park bench.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cremated.

    Id prefer to be burnt alive rather than buried alive.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Stuffed and bolted to a park bench.

    You'd get pissed on by the neds :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay


    Id prefer to be burnt alive rather than buried alive.

    The idea's that you'll be dead before hand :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    The idea's that you'll be dead before hand :p

    Yeah but if someone thought i was dead but i wasnt.

    Like if i was just unconsious or in a coma or something ya know.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten
    You'd get pissed on by the neds :eek2:

    I forgot to mention I want an exremely large electric current ran through me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by LacyMay
    Yeah but if someone thought i was dead but i wasnt.

    Like if i was just unconsious or in a coma or something ya know.

    'Cause that happens all the time :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    'Cause that happens all the time :p
    ]

    How do we know? We either bury then six feet down, so we can;t hear the pleading. Or we burn the buggers.

    No-one is coming back to tell us, are they ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent


    How do we know? We either bury then six feet down, so we can;t hear the pleading.

    That gives me a great idea for a hidden camera show...
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Originally posted by DaisyChainThing
    Why does anyone care? You'll be dead for God's sake.

    i agree completely!!! i dont care either way.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    That gives me a great idea for a hidden camera show...

    Celebrity Cremations?

    Each week the public get the chance to vote for a celebrity to be burned alive...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Man Of Kent
    Celebrity Cremations?

    Each week the public get the chance to vote for a celebrity to be burned alive...

    Fanbloodytastic :D

    Seriously, I'd like to be cremated, because burying takes up too much space. Have you seen how squashed up all the graves in graveyards are nowadays?
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    But what would you all want done with your ashes once you've been burned about a bit? They have to go somewhere..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cremated... I don't want people crying over my grave!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TempleOfDreams
    Cremated... I don't want people crying over my grave!

    And I want them scattered.... err... ok, I'm not sure about that yet! Wherever my Dad's will be scattered :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cremated.
    I don't really want my body rotting away in a coffin.
    I know I can't tell, but it is a conscience decision I made beforehand.
    I would then want the ashes scattered.
    and maybe put a plant over the ashes.
    Then be re-incarnated as a domestic cat, it's such an easy life they have.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    god not another one,these things are crawling out thesite woodworks


    neither.im going to live forever
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Definately cremated,i have too much respect for myself to have my decmposing body be eaten by slugs and the like over the period of a few years.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This thread has been done before.

    I think I'd like to be cremated and sprinkled in the graveyard.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want to be buried so that all my loved ones can stand around my grave as I`m lowered in, sobbing hysterically and throwing flowers in after me. Some of the more hysterical among those closest to me might even throw themselves in too!

    Naaw, I won`t care I`ll be dead.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my mums quite sad she wants burning and throwing in the sea at dawlish warren!
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