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What would you be...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
...if you could be anything or anyone, be it a famous person, a politican, an elephant, someone you respect, an antelope, a clown, what would it be and why?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wanna be Jamie Theakston.

    Because a) He presents Top Of The Pops, which is my *dream* job, and b) I'd like to be someone with a small penis for a change :p

    Failing that, I wanna be a clown.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten
    I wanna be Jamie Theakston.

    Because a) He presents Top Of The Pops, which is my *dream* job, and b) I'd like to be someone with a small penis for a change

    Original at least! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i wanna be Britney :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Errr... someone famous, talented and pretty. Hopefully someone that gets to snog the fit blokes!!

    Umm... probably Britney Spears :rolleyes: :)
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    I guess I'd be a bird or someshit like that.. Then I could go anywhere I liked and see whoever I wanted to see. :) But I'd want to be an inconspicuous bird, otherwise I'd get hunted or eaten.

    Which would be bad.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A cat. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An angel...or a dolphin!!!!Free for EVER :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ATTARTI
    a dolphin!!!!Free for EVER :yes:

    until you get caught in a big net and tinned with some tuna fish! :lol: sorry!

    I wanna be me, but in a year or so, when im full of super stardom. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ATTARTI
    An angel

    Its boring being an angel hun,*Sigh* you cant be naughty. *polishes halo* ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would want to be a Bird , able to go anywhere you want to.

    Or one of the charmed ones - imagine that power!!!

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by badabing
    until you get caught in a big net and tinned with some tuna fish! :lol: sorry!

    I wanna be me, but in a year or so, when im full of super stardom. :p

    :chin: hmmm youre right about the dolphin...so you can keep the angel as an answer :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A cat. Because they only wake up to eat.

    Originally posted by slinkyGirl1

    Or one of the charmed ones - imagine that power!!!

    That could be fun. But I really wouldn't like Shannen as my sister. I could be Barbas; he's very cool.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Phil Anselmo :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would love to be the fake septum in Daniella Westbrooks nose :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd be someone that doesnt ket everyone down, even if they cant help it. Id be someone who hasnt had a headache for 2days, cos it sucks.

    Either that, or a bird.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    y oh y would u want to be britney spears? fair enough shes good looking (but so are a million other girls ) but when I think of her I think of a flopstar! her career is divebombing faster than her boobs will as she gets older! she pretends to be wild and shes all big toothed and american!! ruby wax (even though I dont find her pretty) gets better looking men! I would want to be Lisa Lashes, the best female DJ in England and very very rich!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Id like to be a guardian angel for all my mates to stop them getting hurt and stuff, would be a v rewarding job...
    I dont understand why anyone would want to be Britney Spears either, I mean you would have had to snog Justin timberlake....Or maybe that was the idea..... :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A wild horse :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    id like to be alice cooper
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by KinkyBoots
    I'd be someone that doesnt ket everyone down.

    Who do you let down? I'm sure you don't let anyone down, at least not intentionally. Life is full of things that get in the way. It doesn't mean anything, so don't worry about it. Be happy, head up and smile. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a fly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rockerchick
    a fly.

    on whos wall?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd like to be ..... hmmmm, a vampire, then i can be all scary and have loads of fun :) or a cat, and cuddle all day!!! or a wizard, at hogwarts- that would be really good fun, and then live to be 600, wow!

    lol

    kitten xxxx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a sparrow

    i was watching a sparrow outside my window the other day while i was cramming for an exam so that someday i might make some money and live easy, and i was thinking about how simple the life of that sparrow was. eat, sleep, and make babies. they dont really have any predators, and where i live, theres plenty of food. they just chirp their hearts out and fly around. what a great life.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a hawk. fly higher than all the other birds, then spot one, and swoop. go faster than you can beleive you are going, faster than your brain can think, working on instinct, almost letting the wind beneath your winds control you, then grab with talons, and its done. i would like the rush of travelling so fast. failing that a porn star. hehe. Or a girl, always wondered what they would be like, moody i bet. And insane :p
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