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Music Appreciation

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
A student of proctology is in the morgue one day after classes, wanting to get a little practice in before the final exams. He goes over to a table where a body is lying face down. He uncovers the body and, to his surprise, he finds a cork in the corpse's rectum.

Figuring that this is fairly unusual, he pulls the cork out and, to his
absolute surprise, music begins playing: "On the road again...just can't wait to get on the road again..."

The student is amazed, and pops the cork back into the anus. The music stops. Totally freaked out, the student calls the Medical Examiner over to the corpse.

"Look at this, this is really something," the student tells the examiner as he pulls the cork back out again. They hear: "...don't break my heart, my achy, brakey heart..."

"So what?" the Medical Examiner replies, obviously unimpressed with the student's discovery.

"But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" asked the student.

"Are you kidding?" replied the examiner, "Any asshole can sing country music."

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :rolleyes: Should have seen that punchline coming!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!!

    After 3 hours he stops, comes all over her tummy, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."

    The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:

    "HOOKER: person who has sex for money."

    Then the koala bear turns the page to koala bear and walks out the door. The hooker reads:




    "KOALA BEAR: Eats bush, shoots, and leaves
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: at both of them.
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