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The Truth About Forwarded Shite !

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
> > > > > Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am
> > suffering from rare and
> > > deadly
> > > > > diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme
> > virginity, fear of
> > > being
> > > > > kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution,
> > and guilt for not
> > > > > forwarding
> > > > > out 50 billion f**king chain letters sent to
> > me by people who
> > > actually
> > > > > believe that if you send them on, then that
> > poor 6 year old girl
> > > in
> > > > > Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be
> > able to raise
> > > enough
> > > > > money to have it removed before her redneck
> > parents sell her off
> > > to the
> > > > > travelling freak show.
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is
> > going to give you and
> > > > > everyone
> > > > > you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are
> > you? Ooooh,
> > > lookyhere! If
> > > > > I
> > > > > scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
> > get laid by every
> > > Playboy
> > > > > model in the magazine! What a bunch of
> > bulls**t.
> > > > >
> > > > > So basically, this message is a big F**K YOU
> > to all the people out
> > >
> > > > > there who have nothing better to do than to
> > send me stupid chain
> > > mail
> > > > > forwards.
> > > > > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will
> > come into my
> > > apartment and
> > > > > sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the
> > chain which was
> > > started
> > > > > by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this
> > country by midget
> > > pilgrims
> > > > > on the
> > > > > Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000,
> > it'll be in the
> > > Guinness
> > > > > Book of World Records for longest continuous
> > streak of blatant
> > > > > stupidity.
> > > > >
> > > > > F**k them.
> > > > >
> > > > > If you're going to forward something, at least
> > send me something
> > > mildly
> > > > > amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of
> > your closest
> > > friends, and
> > > > > this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
> > will somehow receive
> > > a
> > > > > nickel
> > > > > from some omniscient being" forwards about 90
> > times. I don't
> > > f**king
> > > > > care.
> > > > > Show a little intelligence and think about
> > what you're actually
> > > > > contributing to by sending out forwards.
> > Chances are it's your own
> > >
> > > > > unpopularity.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 1:
> > > > >
> > > > > (scroll down)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Make a wish!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > No, really, go on and make one!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Wish something else!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Not that, you pervert!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Is your finger getting tired yet?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > STOP!!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Wasn't that fun? :) Hope you made a great wish
> > :)
> > > > >
> > > > > Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll
> > do. First of all,
> > > if you
> > > > > don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5
> > seconds, you will be
> > > raped
> > > > > by
> > > > > a mad goat and thrown off a high building into
> > a pile of manure.
> > > It's
> > > > > true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of
> > those fake ones, THIS
> > > one
> > > > > is TRUE!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Really!!! Here's how it goes:
> > > > > *Send this to 1 person: One person will be
> > pissed off at you for
> > > sending
> > > > > them a stupid chain letter.
> > > > > *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be
> > pissed off at you for
> > >
> > > > > sending them a stupid chain letter.
> > > > > *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be
> > pissed off at you
> > > for
> > > > > sending them a stupid chain letter, and may
> > form a plot on your
> > > life.
> > > > > *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will
> > be pissed off at you
> > > for
> > > > > sending them a stupid chain letter and will
> > napalm your house.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 2
> > > > >
> > > > > Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.
> > You see, there is a
> > > > > starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen
> > who has no arms, no
> > >
> > > > > legs, no parents, and no goats. This little
> > boy's life could be
> > > saved,
> > > > > because for every time you pass this on, a
> > dollar will be donated
> > > to
> > > > > the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless
> > Boy from
> > > > > Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and
> > remember, we have absolutley
> > > no
> > > > > way of counting the emails sent and this is
> > all a complete load of
> > >
> > > > > bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5
> > people in the next
> > > 47
> > > > > seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you
> > accidentally send this to 4
> > > or 6
> > > > > people, you will die instantly.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thanks again!!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 3
> > > > >
> > > > > Hi there!! This chain letter has been in
> > existence since 1897.
> > > This is
> > > > > absolutely incredible because there was no
> > email then and probably
> > > not
> > > > > as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.
> > So this is how it
> > > works:
> > > > > Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7
> > minutes or something
> > > > > horrible will happen to you like:
> > > > >
> > > > > *Bizarre Horror Story #1
> > > > > Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school
> > on Saturday. She had
> > > > > recently
> > > > > received this letter and ignored it. She then
> > tripped in a crack
> > > in the
> > > > > sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down
> > a drainpipe in a
> > > flood of
> > > > > poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall.
> > Not only did she
> > > smell
> > > > > nasty, she died. This Could HappenTo You!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > *Bizarre Horror Story #2
> > > > > Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain
> > letter in his mail and
> > > > > ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a
> > car and so was his
> > > boyfriend
> > > > > (hey, some people swing that way). They both
> > died and went to hell
> > > and
> > > > > were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day
> > for eternity. This
> > > Could
> > > > > Happen To You Too!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley
> > and Bip. Just send
> > > this
> > > > > letter to all of your loser friends, and
> > everything will be okay.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 4:
> > > > >
> > > > > As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.
> > Send it to every one
> > > of
> > > > > your friends.
> > > > >
> > > > > Friends
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who is always at your
> > side,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who likes you even though
> > you stink of shit,
> > > and
> > > > > your breath smells like you've been eating cat
> > food,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who likes you even though
> > you're as ugly as a
> > > hat
> > > > > full of arseholes,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who cleans up for you
> > after you've soiled
> > > yourself,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who stays with you all
> > night while you cry
> > > about
> > > > > your sad, sad life,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who pretends they like you
> > when they really
> > > think
> > > > > you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown
> > to vicious dogs,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet,
> > vacuums and then gets
> > > the
> > > > > cheque and leaves and doesn't speak much
> > English... no, sorry
> > > that's the
> > > > > cleaning lady,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is not someone who sends you chain
> > letters because he
> > > wants his
> > > > > wish of being rich to come true.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never
> > have sex ever again.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > >
> > > > > The point being?
> > > > >
> > > > > If you get some chain letter that's
> > threatening to leave you
> > > shagless or
> > > > > luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
> > If it's funny, send
> > > it
> > > > > on.
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't piss people off by making them feel
> > guilty about a leper in
> > > > > Botswana
> > > > > with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead
> > elephant for 27 years,
> > > whose
> > > > > only
> > > > > saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll
> > receive if you forward
> > > this
> > > > > mail,
> > > > > otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
> > > > >
> > > > > Now forward this to everyone you know
> > otherwise you'll find all
> > > your
> > > > > knickers missing tomorrow morning.
> > >

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Post it all in one thread :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Brian Kitten
    Post it all in one thread :)


    I COULDNT i had to edit it to just fit in this one !:rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Poi Boy
    I COULDNT i had to edit it to just fit in this one !:rolleyes:

    Ahhh.

    Quite funny though :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hahahaha! So true. On eof my old friends keeps sending me shit like that, its so annoying, i've put her as junk mail now when she e mails me!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chain mail is well sad..Tis for n00bs tbh. People who sent shite like that to me get signed up for special things...:D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My God. Thank You for opening my eyes Poi Boy. I thought all these chain-mails were for real. I now know to ignore them. :p:D

    BTW :lol:
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