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The Truth About Forwarded Shite !
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> > > > > Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am
> > suffering from rare and
> > > deadly
> > > > > diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme
> > virginity, fear of
> > > being
> > > > > kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution,
> > and guilt for not
> > > > > forwarding
> > > > > out 50 billion f**king chain letters sent to
> > me by people who
> > > actually
> > > > > believe that if you send them on, then that
> > poor 6 year old girl
> > > in
> > > > > Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be
> > able to raise
> > > enough
> > > > > money to have it removed before her redneck
> > parents sell her off
> > > to the
> > > > > travelling freak show.
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is
> > going to give you and
> > > > > everyone
> > > > > you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are
> > you? Ooooh,
> > > lookyhere! If
> > > > > I
> > > > > scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
> > get laid by every
> > > Playboy
> > > > > model in the magazine! What a bunch of
> > bulls**t.
> > > > >
> > > > > So basically, this message is a big F**K YOU
> > to all the people out
> > >
> > > > > there who have nothing better to do than to
> > send me stupid chain
> > > mail
> > > > > forwards.
> > > > > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will
> > come into my
> > > apartment and
> > > > > sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the
> > chain which was
> > > started
> > > > > by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this
> > country by midget
> > > pilgrims
> > > > > on the
> > > > > Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000,
> > it'll be in the
> > > Guinness
> > > > > Book of World Records for longest continuous
> > streak of blatant
> > > > > stupidity.
> > > > >
> > > > > F**k them.
> > > > >
> > > > > If you're going to forward something, at least
> > send me something
> > > mildly
> > > > > amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of
> > your closest
> > > friends, and
> > > > > this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
> > will somehow receive
> > > a
> > > > > nickel
> > > > > from some omniscient being" forwards about 90
> > times. I don't
> > > f**king
> > > > > care.
> > > > > Show a little intelligence and think about
> > what you're actually
> > > > > contributing to by sending out forwards.
> > Chances are it's your own
> > >
> > > > > unpopularity.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 1:
> > > > >
> > > > > (scroll down)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Make a wish!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > No, really, go on and make one!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Wish something else!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Not that, you pervert!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Is your finger getting tired yet?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > STOP!!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish
> >
> > > > >
> > > > > Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll
> > do. First of all,
> > > if you
> > > > > don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5
> > seconds, you will be
> > > raped
> > > > > by
> > > > > a mad goat and thrown off a high building into
> > a pile of manure.
> > > It's
> > > > > true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of
> > those fake ones, THIS
> > > one
> > > > > is TRUE!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Really!!! Here's how it goes:
> > > > > *Send this to 1 person: One person will be
> > pissed off at you for
> > > sending
> > > > > them a stupid chain letter.
> > > > > *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be
> > pissed off at you for
> > >
> > > > > sending them a stupid chain letter.
> > > > > *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be
> > pissed off at you
> > > for
> > > > > sending them a stupid chain letter, and may
> > form a plot on your
> > > life.
> > > > > *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will
> > be pissed off at you
> > > for
> > > > > sending them a stupid chain letter and will
> > napalm your house.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 2
> > > > >
> > > > > Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.
> > You see, there is a
> > > > > starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen
> > who has no arms, no
> > >
> > > > > legs, no parents, and no goats. This little
> > boy's life could be
> > > saved,
> > > > > because for every time you pass this on, a
> > dollar will be donated
> > > to
> > > > > the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless
> > Boy from
> > > > > Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and
> > remember, we have absolutley
> > > no
> > > > > way of counting the emails sent and this is
> > all a complete load of
> > >
> > > > > bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5
> > people in the next
> > > 47
> > > > > seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you
> > accidentally send this to 4
> > > or 6
> > > > > people, you will die instantly.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thanks again!!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 3
> > > > >
> > > > > Hi there!! This chain letter has been in
> > existence since 1897.
> > > This is
> > > > > absolutely incredible because there was no
> > email then and probably
> > > not
> > > > > as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.
> > So this is how it
> > > works:
> > > > > Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7
> > minutes or something
> > > > > horrible will happen to you like:
> > > > >
> > > > > *Bizarre Horror Story #1
> > > > > Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school
> > on Saturday. She had
> > > > > recently
> > > > > received this letter and ignored it. She then
> > tripped in a crack
> > > in the
> > > > > sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down
> > a drainpipe in a
> > > flood of
> > > > > poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall.
> > Not only did she
> > > smell
> > > > > nasty, she died. This Could HappenTo You!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > *Bizarre Horror Story #2
> > > > > Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain
> > letter in his mail and
> > > > > ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a
> > car and so was his
> > > boyfriend
> > > > > (hey, some people swing that way). They both
> > died and went to hell
> > > and
> > > > > were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day
> > for eternity. This
> > > Could
> > > > > Happen To You Too!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley
> > and Bip. Just send
> > > this
> > > > > letter to all of your loser friends, and
> > everything will be okay.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 4:
> > > > >
> > > > > As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.
> > Send it to every one
> > > of
> > > > > your friends.
> > > > >
> > > > > Friends
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who is always at your
> > side,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who likes you even though
> > you stink of shit,
> > > and
> > > > > your breath smells like you've been eating cat
> > food,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who likes you even though
> > you're as ugly as a
> > > hat
> > > > > full of arseholes,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who cleans up for you
> > after you've soiled
> > > yourself,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who stays with you all
> > night while you cry
> > > about
> > > > > your sad, sad life,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who pretends they like you
> > when they really
> > > think
> > > > > you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown
> > to vicious dogs,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet,
> > vacuums and then gets
> > > the
> > > > > cheque and leaves and doesn't speak much
> > English... no, sorry
> > > that's the
> > > > > cleaning lady,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is not someone who sends you chain
> > letters because he
> > > wants his
> > > > > wish of being rich to come true.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never
> > have sex ever again.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > >
> > > > > The point being?
> > > > >
> > > > > If you get some chain letter that's
> > threatening to leave you
> > > shagless or
> > > > > luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
> > If it's funny, send
> > > it
> > > > > on.
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't piss people off by making them feel
> > guilty about a leper in
> > > > > Botswana
> > > > > with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead
> > elephant for 27 years,
> > > whose
> > > > > only
> > > > > saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll
> > receive if you forward
> > > this
> > > > > mail,
> > > > > otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
> > > > >
> > > > > Now forward this to everyone you know
> > otherwise you'll find all
> > > your
> > > > > knickers missing tomorrow morning.
> > >
> > suffering from rare and
> > > deadly
> > > > > diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme
> > virginity, fear of
> > > being
> > > > > kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution,
> > and guilt for not
> > > > > forwarding
> > > > > out 50 billion f**king chain letters sent to
> > me by people who
> > > actually
> > > > > believe that if you send them on, then that
> > poor 6 year old girl
> > > in
> > > > > Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be
> > able to raise
> > > enough
> > > > > money to have it removed before her redneck
> > parents sell her off
> > > to the
> > > > > travelling freak show.
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is
> > going to give you and
> > > > > everyone
> > > > > you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are
> > you? Ooooh,
> > > lookyhere! If
> > > > > I
> > > > > scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll
> > get laid by every
> > > Playboy
> > > > > model in the magazine! What a bunch of
> > bulls**t.
> > > > >
> > > > > So basically, this message is a big F**K YOU
> > to all the people out
> > >
> > > > > there who have nothing better to do than to
> > send me stupid chain
> > > > > forwards.
> > > > > Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will
> > come into my
> > > apartment and
> > > > > sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the
> > chain which was
> > > started
> > > > > by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this
> > country by midget
> > > pilgrims
> > > > > on the
> > > > > Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000,
> > it'll be in the
> > > Guinness
> > > > > Book of World Records for longest continuous
> > streak of blatant
> > > > > stupidity.
> > > > >
> > > > > F**k them.
> > > > >
> > > > > If you're going to forward something, at least
> > send me something
> > > mildly
> > > > > amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of
> > your closest
> > > friends, and
> > > > > this poor, wretched excuse for a human being
> > will somehow receive
> > > a
> > > > > nickel
> > > > > from some omniscient being" forwards about 90
> > times. I don't
> > > f**king
> > > > > care.
> > > > > Show a little intelligence and think about
> > what you're actually
> > > > > contributing to by sending out forwards.
> > Chances are it's your own
> > >
> > > > > unpopularity.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 1:
> > > > >
> > > > > (scroll down)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Make a wish!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > No, really, go on and make one!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Wish something else!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Not that, you pervert!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > Is your finger getting tired yet?
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > STOP!!!!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish
> >
> > > > >
> > > > > Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll
> > do. First of all,
> > > if you
> > > > > don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5
> > seconds, you will be
> > > raped
> > > > > by
> > > > > a mad goat and thrown off a high building into
> > a pile of manure.
> > > It's
> > > > > true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of
> > those fake ones, THIS
> > > one
> > > > > is TRUE!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Really!!! Here's how it goes:
> > > > > *Send this to 1 person: One person will be
> > pissed off at you for
> > > sending
> > > > > them a stupid chain letter.
> > > > > *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be
> > pissed off at you for
> > >
> > > > > sending them a stupid chain letter.
> > > > > *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be
> > pissed off at you
> > > for
> > > > > sending them a stupid chain letter, and may
> > form a plot on your
> > > life.
> > > > > *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will
> > be pissed off at you
> > > for
> > > > > sending them a stupid chain letter and will
> > napalm your house.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 2
> > > > >
> > > > > Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.
> > You see, there is a
> > > > > starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen
> > who has no arms, no
> > >
> > > > > legs, no parents, and no goats. This little
> > boy's life could be
> > > saved,
> > > > > because for every time you pass this on, a
> > dollar will be donated
> > > to
> > > > > the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless
> > Boy from
> > > > > Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and
> > remember, we have absolutley
> > > no
> > > > > way of counting the emails sent and this is
> > all a complete load of
> > >
> > > > > bullshit. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5
> > people in the next
> > > 47
> > > > > seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you
> > accidentally send this to 4
> > > or 6
> > > > > people, you will die instantly.
> > > > >
> > > > > Thanks again!!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 3
> > > > >
> > > > > Hi there!! This chain letter has been in
> > existence since 1897.
> > > This is
> > > > > absolutely incredible because there was no
> > email then and probably
> > > not
> > > > > as many sad pricks with nothing better to do.
> > So this is how it
> > > works:
> > > > > Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7
> > minutes or something
> > > > > horrible will happen to you like:
> > > > >
> > > > > *Bizarre Horror Story #1
> > > > > Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school
> > on Saturday. She had
> > > > > recently
> > > > > received this letter and ignored it. She then
> > tripped in a crack
> > > in the
> > > > > sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down
> > a drainpipe in a
> > > flood of
> > > > > poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall.
> > Not only did she
> > > smell
> > > > > nasty, she died. This Could HappenTo You!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > *Bizarre Horror Story #2
> > > > > Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain
> > letter in his mail and
> > > > > ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a
> > car and so was his
> > > boyfriend
> > > > > (hey, some people swing that way). They both
> > died and went to hell
> > > and
> > > > > were cursed to eat adorable kittens every day
> > for eternity. This
> > > Could
> > > > > Happen To You Too!!!
> > > > >
> > > > > Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley
> > and Bip. Just send
> > > this
> > > > > letter to all of your loser friends, and
> > everything will be okay.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > > Chain Letter Type 4:
> > > > >
> > > > > As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote.
> > Send it to every one
> > > of
> > > > > your friends.
> > > > >
> > > > > Friends
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who is always at your
> > side,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who likes you even though
> > you stink of shit,
> > > and
> > > > > your breath smells like you've been eating cat
> > food,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who likes you even though
> > you're as ugly as a
> > > hat
> > > > > full of arseholes,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who cleans up for you
> > after you've soiled
> > > yourself,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who stays with you all
> > night while you cry
> > > about
> > > > > your sad, sad life,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who pretends they like you
> > when they really
> > > think
> > > > > you should be raped by mad goats, then thrown
> > to vicious dogs,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet,
> > vacuums and then gets
> > > the
> > > > > cheque and leaves and doesn't speak much
> > English... no, sorry
> > > that's the
> > > > > cleaning lady,
> > > > >
> > > > > A friend is not someone who sends you chain
> > letters because he
> > > wants his
> > > > > wish of being rich to come true.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now pass this on! If you don't, you'll never
> > have sex ever again.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> >
>
> >
> > > > >
> > > > > The point being?
> > > > >
> > > > > If you get some chain letter that's
> > threatening to leave you
> > > shagless or
> > > > > luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
> > If it's funny, send
> > > it
> > > > > on.
> > > > >
> > > > > Don't piss people off by making them feel
> > guilty about a leper in
> > > > > Botswana
> > > > > with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead
> > elephant for 27 years,
> > > whose
> > > > > only
> > > > > saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll
> > receive if you forward
> > > this
> > > > > mail,
> > > > > otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?
> > > > >
> > > > > Now forward this to everyone you know
> > otherwise you'll find all
> > > your
> > > > > knickers missing tomorrow morning.
> > >
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Comments
I COULDNT i had to edit it to just fit in this one !:rolleyes:
Ahhh.
Quite funny though
BTW