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Please help us sort it out!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
We are disagreing about what it means if someone says, "I'm off for a slash"

Please would you confirm what they are going to do. Putting it politely number 1 or number 2? :o :eek2:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Number 1 :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Slash - Number 1 deffo :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't even see the options for number 1 and 2, so I'll just say it:

    Going for a pee.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    number 1 :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Grr you arent mean to say that lol. Why have i heard it refering to a dump then? :confused::o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Please help us sort it out!
    Originally posted by Tweety
    We are disagreing about what it means if someone says, "I'm off for a slash"

    Please would you confirm what they are going to do. Putting it politely number 1 or number 2? :o :eek2:

    number 1.

    which did u think it was?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Hangs head in shame & admits defeat*:o :o:o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Numero uno :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's a wee you daft sod ...unless you had a bad enough curry so's you could shit through the eye of a needle.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    it's a wee you daft sod ...unless you had a bad enough curry so's you could shit through the eye of a needle.

    ROFLMAO.:lol::o:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    definatley slash is a piss. can see why it would be, although cant see why it would be for a "number 2"...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Number 1, cos it cos slash as it hits the water in my opinion (or at least for a guy)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    taking a slash is when a man does a wee wee.
    when a lady does a wee wee its called shaking the lettuce.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    taking a slash is when a man does a wee wee.
    when a lady does a wee wee its called shaking the lettuce.
    LMAO ...never heard that before.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think its funny to name things differently and it confuses everyone when you refer to a natural thing that everyone does as something else.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    LMAO ...never heard that before.
    no you wouldnt have, its a very posh expression.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    no you wouldnt have, its a very posh expression.

    hmm, yes lord coventry, excuse me, where is the shitter, i would like to shake the lettuce :lol:

    i think there was an insult to mr roll there rainbow :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    taking a slash is when a man does a wee wee.
    when a lady does a wee wee its called shaking the lettuce.

    I heard it called wetting the lettuce.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    no you wouldnt have, its a very posh expression.
    snob.
    bet you had a chrome silver machine ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Slash = piss.

    One of my friends went to find the pisser.
    But surely it'd be the "pissee", as he delivers the piss to it.
    Therefore being the pisser.

    Yes?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    bet you had a chrome silver machine ...
    yes it looks just like a telefunken U47
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    youll love it, its a way of life
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    yes it looks just like a telefunken U47
    zzzzap!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    titanic tits and sandblasted zits.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    with overworked gums, who squeaks when she comes!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rainbow brite
    with overworked gums, who squeaks when she comes!
    no i don't watch the same videos as rain.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    course you do, you lent em to me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry Tweety, but slash mean peeing.
    Never heard of it being no 2's, allways been 1's. :)

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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