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Chickens

Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
Anybody else think that Chickens could be a global super-power if they were four or five times bigger than their actual size?

Next time you see a chicken, look carefully into it's beady little eyes and then try convincing yourself that it isn't up to no good... plotting evil deeds.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you've been reading my bill the rabbit thread havent you?!!!

    ...but yes, i do agree
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    Originally posted by badabing
    you've been reading my bill the rabbit thread havent you?!!!
    Aye that was a good story :)

    All beady-eyed animals are evil i reckon!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: :yes:

    i think im gonna go finish it you know... i had some good reports!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    huh? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'll bump it up for you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yes: Yes. Evil. Evil i tell you.

    *I know, i used to have loads* :eek2:
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    And all that clucking... surely chicken-code to communicate their sick plots against us all.. It won't be long now..

    *paranoia strike* :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooo im confuzzled!!!!!!!!!!!! but im starting too get worried! lol all sounds a bit wierd too me!
    :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    :yes: Yes. Evil. Evil i tell you.

    *I know, i used to have loads* :eek2:

    You had chickens? :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OOOOOO I GET IT NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i gets it now im no longer confused, well done me! :D
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    Flake_MustaineFlake_Mustaine Posts: 1,261 Wise Owl
    It's a world-wide conspiracy.. Did you know that many factions of religious cults worship chickens, and even today, some still make human sacrifices to the Grand Overlord Rooster??

    It's all true.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    You had chickens? :eek2:
    :yes: Yes. I had lots. And ducks (despite the fact that most of them got the heads ripped off by fox's or a neighbours dog :mad: ) And 4 goats. And loads of rabbits. And gerbils. And a tortoise. And lizards. And guniea pigs. And budgie/cockatil. And terapins. :eek2:

    Now i just have an ickle dog though. :D and fish (in a pond)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    :yes: Yes. I had lots. And ducks (despite the fact that most of them got the heads ripped off by fox's or a neighbours dog :mad: ) And 4 goats. And loads of rabbits. And gerbils. And a tortoise. And lizards. And guniea pigs. And budgie/cockatil. And terapins. :eek2:

    Now i just have an ickle dog though. :D and fish (in a pond)

    Do you stay on a farm or summat? :eek2: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    :yes: Yes. I had lots. And ducks (despite the fact that most of them got the heads ripped off by fox's or a neighbours dog :mad: ) And 4 goats. And loads of rabbits. And gerbils. And a tortoise. And lizards. And guniea pigs. And budgie/cockatil. And terapins. :eek2:

    Now i just have an ickle dog though. :D and fish (in a pond)

    I'll stick to my cats me thinks. :)

    But yes did you live on a farm or soemthin?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Do you stay on a farm or summat? :eek2: :p
    Hehe, nope :no: Thats the funniest part...they all lived in my back garden :D:lol:

    Ya know at primary school, they have little trips to shitty places? (This was when i was about 2) Well, my brothers class used to come to my house for their trips to see our animals! :lol: They all went when i was about 6/7
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whatever did the neighbors think?
    'Goddamn those crazy folk, their Goats are eating Tommy. Tommy we'll help ya, hang on. OH NO! Not only are they eating our son, they're now eating my flowers. Damn those pesky neighbors.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Whatever did the neighbors think?
    'Goddamn those crazy folk, their Goats are eating Tommy. Tommy we'll help ya, hang on. OH NO! Not only are they eating our son, they're now eating my flowers. Damn those pesky neighbors.
    Something like that!...and then there'd be me crying because the little goat was chasing me on its hind legs doing one of its tricks :nervous: - very scary when your only 4
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    Something like that!...and then there'd be me crying because the little goat was chasing me on its hind legs doing one of its tricks :nervous: - very scary when your only 4

    Damn goats.
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