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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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What is it about yer balls that makes them hurt so bloody bad when someone punches or kicks u there? i mean, it doesnt hurt like that anywhere else on the body so whats so special about yer plums??
Who the hell am i?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Quicksilver:
    What is it about yer balls that makes them hurt so bloody bad when someone punches or kicks u there? i mean, it doesnt hurt like that anywhere else on the body so whats so special about yer plums??



    They're like that so woman can have a way of controling you. so when you're talking to one remember to always be prepared to cross your leg over for protection.

    I also believe that they're packed full of nerves, reason? so you're more aware of them and take care protecting them as if you damage those sperms before you reach puberty you're screwed :/ I think thats right anyway ?
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by petkilla:

    I also believe that they're packed full of nerves, reason? so you're more aware of them and take care protecting them as if you damage those sperms before you reach puberty you're screwed :/ I think thats right anyway ?


    well you dont actually produce any sperm until you GET to puberty. but i think you're probably right about them having nerves so you try not to damage them too much, coz then you might have fertility probs or something later in life when you want to have lots of ickle petkillas/quicksilvers <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    Burn baby burn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kids?! your havin a laugh right? i aint havin any of them if i can avoid it! well not until im at least 35 anyway!! bloody little nippers soak up all yer money!
    Who the hell am i?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on the subject...i was just wounderin,how does a girl have 2 treat ur balls to turn u on,coz they r ment 2 be very sensitive aint they?if that makes sence neway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    with care!
    Who the hell am i?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    obviously but how?lick them?suck them?wot does it for guys?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    I might have missed some other post but doesn't Quicksilver write just like Irate Albert? I'm only wondering ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im not irate albert if thats what you're suggesting, i thought someone owned up to being him anyway...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    really? who was it? i missed it lol
    There's a girl in my mirror
    I wonder who she is
    Sometimes I think I know her
    Sometimes I really wish I did
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah i missed it 2!!

    OMG my bf used 2 play rugby and he has told me that they r v rough with ur balls in that game and aim in that direction alot! oh shit i hope no damage was done or no babas 4 me!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ok, i got that wrong, i dont think anyone owned up to being him but someone did say that it was their grandad and that he gets a bit cheesed off with the younger generation.
    Going 4 the balls in rugby is basically a surefire way of crippling the opposition, i should know, i used to play it quite a lot, just dont ever try doing it to someone who is bigger than you... my mate ended up with a kick in the teeth! ouch <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;
    Life's a bitch, so fuck it!
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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by Quicksilver:
    ok, i got that wrong, i dont think anyone owned up to being him but someone did say that it was their grandad and that he gets a bit cheesed off with the younger generation.

    lol and you think they were for real?


    Burn baby burn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Quicksilver:
    ok, i got that wrong, i dont think anyone owned up to being him but someone did say that it was their grandad and that he gets a bit cheesed off with the younger generation.
    http://www.thesite.org.uk/ubb/postings.cgi.uisgullable?forms/08845214
    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
    - Woody Allen

    [This message has been edited by city_boy (edited 20-04-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by city_boy:
    Originally posted by Quicksilver:
    ok, i got that wrong, i dont think anyone owned up to being him but someone did say that it was their grandad and that he gets a bit cheesed off with the younger generation.
    http://www.thesite.org.uk/ubb/postings.cgi.uisgullable?forms/08845214

    That link didn't work for me ... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who Cares, they're there for a good kicking when needed...and ive aimed a few times. It depends on what he's done to where you kick.
    When i was a kid i was known as the girl with pointy shoes that could damage.....lol <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J@ke:
    That link didn't work for me ... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;

    Oh dear.

    Saving youself from humilation...

    1. The link was for quicksilver

    2. *whispers to j@ke 'read the actual link'*

    Sorry

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;


    "Is sex dirty? Only if its done right."
    - Woody Allen
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by city_boy:
    Oh dear.

    Saving youself from humilation...

    1. The link was for quicksilver

    2. *whispers to j@ke 'read the actual link'*

    Sorry

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;



    Grrrrrrrr I was wondering why nothing happened! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by city_boy:
    [BSaving youself from humilation...
    2. *whispers to j@ke 'read the actual link'*
    [/B]

    Okay .. so I'm "gullable" ... erm ... but I'm also a bit of a div ... so I'm as puzzled as the day that I found out that me nipples do f**k all!!! Hehehehe ... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd have to say taht the pain is because the balls are so sensitive. That whole area is PILED with nerves. I mean think of it this way. Our primary reason on this earth is to reproduce, but there would be a lot less of it if it didn't feel good. So it was made sure of that we had a lot of nerves so it felt really good!

    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; Makes sense to me <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    Blessed Be
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