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A bit long but highly tempting

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
One point office dares...

1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).

3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".

7) Leave your zip open for one hour. If anyone
points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this
way".

8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

9) While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

10) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Three point office dares...

1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot
him with double-barrelled fingers.

2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".

3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink
directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

6) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it
"IN."

7) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

8) Don't use any punctuation

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Five point office dares...

1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".

4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad
Jamaican accent. As in "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.

6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.

7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your
forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".

9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".

10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".

11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".

12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".

13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell
him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig etc) during a very important conference call.

15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from
the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.

18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent
each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :( I wish I worked in an office.Just to do that kinda thing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I work in an Office with another girl the same age as me and we had that email sent to us once. A couple of weeks had gone by and I walked past her desk with toilet paper hanging out the back of my skirt!

    She lost it and cried with laughter for hours after...... mind you it took me a good hour to convince her that I did it on purpose! :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol::lol::D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NIce!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO!!!!!! :lol:

    Oooh..I dot he random counting thing when someone's counting the tills at the end of the night
    17, 98, 4, 60, 26, 1, 21, 11, 75!!!1
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bawhah.

    lmao, similar to our Kat's office things, except..cinemaaaaa!!

    Things to do at the cinema

    1. When you are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

    2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

    3. Quote all dialogue five seconds after it's said on screen.

    4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do you come here often?"

    5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

    6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

    7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

    8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed.

    9. During the previews, yell out "Can you fast foward it please?"

    10. Try to start a Mexician wave

    11. Argue that no-one can sit next to you because the seats alreadly taken by your invisible friend.

    12. Stand up during the picture and announce to the others the movies twist.

    13. Shout "look behind you!" at the actors.

    14. Wear 3D glasses. Complain about how bad the effects are.

    15. Everytime someone curses, cover your ears and shout "oh the fucking profanity!"

    16. Hum the theme music.

    17. Bring a flashlight. During the film, perform a shadow puppet show on the ceiling.

    18. Go "Ooooooooooh...." whenever someone kisses.

    19. Wear a huge fake afro wig, blocking the person behind you's view.

    20. Shout out "Help, I'm a beautiful butterfly"

    21. Clap loudly everytime a person walks into the theater late.

    22. Enquire what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HAHAHAHAHA :lol: Thats well funny!!!
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