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Rant!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I was thirsty so i went to the kitchen to open up a new bottle of Red Kola.
The whole fucking thing erupted, the juice went everywhere and i mean EVERYWHERE . It went all over me and i just had to change clothes :mad: .
it looked as if there had been a murder in my kitchen, it was that bad. Now the kitchen floor is partially stained where the juice has been:mad: AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
I am fucking pissed fucking off!


Rant over.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sorry but

    :yum: Red Kola
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awww didums. :p

    Should have licked it off the floor.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You better clean it. Properly, get the fudging mop out.

    I'll kick your ass if it's stained:mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    red kola?!

    so many drinks to try out when i get to london.


    and, awwwwwww. rise and shine, sorry. hate that. are ya all sticky now?

    edited to add that the last sentence is not supposed to sound rude :P

    and again to fix my typos...aaaaall of them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yes i'm all sticky and my fucking chest and legs are all fucking bright red:mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nice.
    you could be......a lollipop man? :confused:

    go have a shower. you'll feel all lurvly and fresh. and not red.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miss Elmo
    You better clean it. Properly, get the fudging mop out.

    I'll kick your ass if it's stained:mad:

    Do you live with Rise & SHine?!! sorry for being nosey :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mwaaaa
    Do you live with Rise & SHine?!! sorry for being nosey :rolleyes:

    Yeah. How did you guess? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mwaaaa
    Do you live with Rise & SHine?!! sorry for being nosey :rolleyes:

    Yeh, shes my sister.


    FUCKING BASTRD RED KOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there's no use crying over spilt red kola mate. :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Yeh, shes my sister.


    FUCKING BASTRD RED KOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Is it off the floor? :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miss Elmo
    Is it off the floor? :rolleyes:

    Shut the fuck up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    liar liar ya pants are on fire!!!
    ya shat ya sen really!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shat?


    oooooh, ya mean past tense of shit?

    i dint know what you were faffing on about for a mo. :lol::confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    liar liar ya pants are on fire!!!
    ya shat ya sen really!

    Yes. Yes i did. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mobily and Ninja: You are bastrds for rubbing it in
    Rowanne: You are a bitch for being fucking hostile.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by eefs
    shat?


    oooooh, ya mean past tense of shit?

    i dint know what you were faffing on about for a mo. :lol::confused:


    :lol: im always faffing about something
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :confused: what's red kola?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: the faffing

    tis a good way to be!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by lisa simpson's saxophone
    :confused: what's red kola?

    Exactly what it says it is :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Mobily and Ninja: You are bastrds for rubbing it in
    Rowanne: You are a bitch for being fucking hostile.

    I never rubbed anything in. I think the stains happened themselves.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    I think the stains happened themselves.

    Damn you :p
    And yes, Red Kola is mighty fine isn't it?
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