Telephone Answering Machines ~~~

Former Member

http://www.sillyhumor.com/answer/playmessage9.html


I just know you are going to love the choises for a chance to hear and use political and cultural messages on your service...~~~ <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

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http://cagle.slate.msn.com/mondo/alqaeda.swf

If you liked the answering machine you'll hate this.

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Former Member

And this comes under Politics why...?

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Because Diesel, perhaps quite intelligently, refuses to post elsewhere. <IMG SRC="smile.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

Former Member

Political humor covers it...you have to have a sence of humor to dabble in or examine politics/religion (I count both to be the same but some might disagree.)
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Former Member

A guy sees a buddy and notices that his friend's car is a total wreck: covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.

He asks his friend, "So what the heck happened to your car?"

"Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer".

"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"

"Well, I had to chase him all through the park." <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">