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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I've eaten too many easter eggs! :crying:

I woke up this morning and my head was like an egg!


The bastard keeps falling off too so I have to keep it propped up with my hand :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hehe, i didnt get any easter eggs :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Am i meant to laugh at that...!? :p

    Or offer sympathy!? Errm...aww poor you, its ok :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont' get it. i'm *so* missing something here...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh NOOO!!!! the worst has happened, I've now become a full egg! You don't realise how hard it is to type this...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yeees:

    If you eat easter eggs quick enough, it's possible to be sick.

    I take it you avoided that occurrance...?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    slow and steady wins the race :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i still dont' get it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    Oh NOOO!!!! the worst has happened, I've now become a full egg! You don't realise how hard it is to type this...

    *points as Chaos*

    Frreeeaaakkk :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was working yesterday. AND I didn't get a stocking this year!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    *points as Chaos*

    Frreeeaaakkk :p



    *sings* I'm a SEXUAL FREEEEK *george michael stylee* :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've been an egg for quite some time now, and after going to the loo I've found out that I can poo eggs!


    So naturally I tried to save myself by signalling to my mother.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    I've been an egg for quite some time now, and after going to the loo I've found out that I can poo eggs!


    So naturally I tried to save myself by signalling to my mother.
    You strange, strange boy :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    You strange, strange boy :p

    Took the words right out of my mouth. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm painfully bored :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You can't tell:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    damnit now you are a chocolate egg I cant live my dream :crying:

    I was going to bundle you up to Qatar and bumsex you in the sea. Why god why? What did I do wrong? If I took you to Qatar now you would melt :(

    :crying:

    *runs off moaning and crying*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    damnit now you are a chocolate egg I cant live my dream :crying:

    I was going to bundle you up to Qatar and bumsex you in the sea. Why god why? What did I do wrong? If I took you to Qatar now you would melt :(

    :crying:

    *runs off moaning and crying*

    I am certain that this place is and its members are becoming increasingly strange! :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    I am certain that this place is and its members are becoming increasingly strange! :eek2:


    Or perhaps you are becoming increasingly un-strange, or normal, as it were...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    I am certain that this place is and its members are becoming increasingly strange! :eek2:

    Don't worry, he has always been like that :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    I am certain that this place is and its members are becoming increasingly strange! :eek2:
    :yes: Thats what i thought. Starting to scare me :nervous: :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Good news everyone! Mum saw the signal, grabbed me *the egg* and took me swiftly to the microwave, she put me in after taken the foil off *I felt so naked!*.

    She turned the microwave on, I melted and she moulded me back to myself. Happy family!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and i *still* don't understand this!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    and i *still* don't understand this!

    Think of me, that woke up one morning as an egg, who had to make an ass *no pun intended* out of himself shitting an SOS sign, then being stripped, heated and melted all to turn me back to myself :crying:




    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Chaos, you are very strange :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by RiSe & ShInE
    Chaos, you are very strange :yes:
    :yes: very strange. How old are you again Chaos? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Young and sexy
    :yes: very strange. How old are you again Chaos? :p


    16, far too young and far too fucked up methinks :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I didn't even get one easter egg this year! In fact, I wasn't even aware it was Easter Day until I went to the pub last night and people were talking about how many eggs they got!
    GRRR meany parents..I'm gonna have words! :mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    16, far too young and far too fucked up methinks :p
    Hehe, was only joking ;) Your just a little...errmm...oh sod it

    You're a freak :p

    only joking :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chaos you are ALWAYS bored.....do you go out at all? if youget bored pm if you like i too am constantly bored
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    I'm painfully bored :rolleyes:

    Really? I would have never have guessed.... no really... :p

    I can be strange sometimes (ask Mobily's Ghost) but not this strange :D :crazyeyes
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