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chocolate is a vegetable.

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,723 Bot
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable.

Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.

Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.


To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.


Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.


Remember: “STRESSED” spelled backwards is “DESSERTS” !!


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is that what you say to yourself when that delicious chocolate bar is peering at you? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So chocolate is healthy?

    Rainbow brite you've just made my day :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    chocolate contains a lot of iron too!! its just sooooo healthy LOL, I count it towards my 5 daily portions.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by perfect***day
    So chocolate is healthy?

    Probably, minus all that sugarr. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah, but you see the sugar is healthy too :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why are men like chocolate?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by perfect***day
    Ah, but you see the sugar is healthy too :p

    Aye - look, my teeth are very white:

    :D lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooohh that means I've probably eaten about 4 portions today :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by perfect***day
    Why are men like chocolate?

    What, sweet and irresistible? :angel:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by perfect***day
    Why are men like chocolate?

    nobody guessed....



    ....




































    ...because both head straight for your hips! :lol::lol::lol:

    ...ok ok I'm tired, it's the best humour I can come up with :( *hangs head in shame*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mobily's Ghost
    What, sweet and irresistible? :angel:
    nice try :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by perfect***day
    Why are men like chocolate?
    cos they melt in your mouth?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    because they come in black white and brown?

    (yes black chocolate!!-bourneville!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i love this! rainbow has noticed she is now 18stone and is looking for a reason why. it's definateley not the chocolate.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, toblerone :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    i love this! rainbow has noticed she is now 18stone and is looking for a reason why. it's definateley not the chocolate.
    It cant be - All i eat is vegetables LOL
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    we are all 100% vegetarian when it comes down to it. beef burgers are made from grass, as is bacon eggs milk, you name it, it's made of grass.
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