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This is well long - but well funny...(Don't tell mum!)

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
This is why you should always ALWAYS be careful who you meet off line!:p ;)

Who gives a shit if it happened or not, still funny (sick) to imagine it happening!

True story: Message from an anonymous Dubliner: Normally when
I hear embarrassing stories about my friends I sort of chuckle a little and
let it pass.

>However, when a mate at UCD wrote me this letter, telling me
>about her embarrassing experience, as sick as it was I could not help but
>become hysterical. I asked my friend if I could write it up, she didn't
>as long as I didn't use her name, so here it is:
>A girl, let's call her Linda, is in Trinity. Like all college
>students, she is wrapped up in the partying and the wildness Trinners life
>has to offer.
>Linda, being the computer science undergrad she is, does,
>however,have a lot of work to do on her computer. So when she's not out
>having a good time, she's working her ass off designing computer programs
>and installing software.
>One day, soon after she had broken up with her boyfriend, she
>was home alone on a Friday night for the first time in the three years they
>had been dating. She was sad, alone and depressed, so she decided to make a
>new homepage. While she was playing on the net, she decided to get onto a
>chat line. Being the wild psycho she is, she logged onto a sex line.
>Over the line, she met a guy who identified himself as Paul. She
>started playing with him, gave a false name, saying her name was "Anne,"
>started getting into detail about what she would like to do to him with her
>He responded by telling her to picture being naked while his
>hands ran over every square inch of her body. Soon they were having
>cybersex. This went on for a while, and then she got off the line agreeing
>to meet him back on the line the following night. Saturday night rolls
>around, and Linda, as 'Anne,'is on the line with Paul again. They become
>even closer this night,and they continue like this for a week. At the end
>the week,they started talking about other things and got into very intimate
>issues and feelings. They became close, exchanging details about their
>lives, but Linda didn't tell Paul she was in college, because she was
>of sounding like an immature college girl. She felt guilty, but after a few
>weeks, she really liked this guy.The virtual relationship carried on like
>this for months, and the months turned into a year. By the end of the year,
>they had exchanged their most intimate thoughts, but had never even spoken
>on the phone. They were afraid of ruining the mystery. 'Anne' &
>Paul had done everything sexually possible over the net, and they were
>affectionate as well, waiting for the day that they could some day be
>together. Finally the time had come; they had to meet each other. They were
>in love. They didn't care about age or looks, but only for each other. Paul
>told Linda he thought she could be his next wife. Linda was wary at first
>but decided she didn't care how old or ugly he might be. She loved him, and
>was the only one she could feel comfortable with. They planned a trip to
>meet in Galway.
>They were finally going to see each other and spend the rest of
>the weekend together. As Linda didn't want the hassle of trying to
>someone she's never seen, she said, "Why don't you just get a room at the
>Great Southern? We'll meet there, and that way there will be no mistake."
>Paul agreed. Linda showed up at the resort first and checked in, telling
>receptionist to hold a key for a guest.
>She then went up to the room. Wanting things to be special,
>she lit some candles and put on some music. She stripped naked and climbed
>into bed under the covers, deciding to surprise Paul when he got there. The
>lights were out and the mood was right when she heard a key in the door.
>heard someone walking and around the corner. She whispered, "Paul?"
>A voice replied, "Anne?", "Yes," she said, so he fumbled for
>the light and turned it on to see Linda on the bed naked before him. The
>next thing were two blood curling screams.
>Linda covered herself up, and in her most humiliated voice said,
>This really happened.


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