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i was screaming "yes.......his mum....aaarrrggghhh

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
last night me and my bf got a little carried away with our selves and we ended up having sex, it was GOOD! and i was now i come to think about it moaning quite loud!

we had kinda split up after a row, and when he was cuming he asked me out!!!!! so i was saying "yyyyeeeeessss" and we heard a knock at the door and his mum said "jamie will u packet in there are people trying to get to sleep your brother and his friend are in the next room".

OMG i was soooooo embarressed, i could have died. this morning i couldnt even look at her, im dreading seeing her!!

have ne of u lot had any embarrasing experiences???

let me know
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me and one of my mates got it on one night when we came in, we had all had a really top night out and the 6 of us (2 lads and 4 lasses) went back to my mates house to continue the party, we all went upstairs and got into bed together... after a while of constant laughing and that I decided that I'd rob a sheet and go downstairs to get some proper sleep so off I went... a friend of mine (Karen) decided that she'd join me and after a few hours one thing lead to another and we ended up shagging...
    Anyway, we stopped and decided to go into the kitchen and make some chips (by this point it was about 6-7am-ish) we then started making it out again next to the chip-pan and unknown to us, one of my best-mates (Anne-Marie) decided to come downstairs and get a drink.. all both of us where wearing was a t-shirt each and she sorta walked in and said "ohh my god.. ass!! all i can see is ass!!", me and karen sorta shreaked and then dashed to get some pants on (me dashing around in a t-shirt and a jonny..hmmm)

    heh.. I was defo embarrised!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol oh im going red 4 the bith of you! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"&gt;
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">*tisha* <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that was meant to be both not bith
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dunno y but the thought of being "caught" shagging kinda turns me on, but not being heard and esp by mu blokes mum!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can see why its a turn on, but constantly being reminded by your mate:

    "I've seen your bum!!"

    along with it being brought up every 6 months or so when we're all talking about stuff... heh
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm...maybe not! lol, but my bf is coming on holiday wit my parents (and me!!) this year and ive told him that i wanna have sex on the beach at night under the stars....aaaaaaawwwww!!!

    when he went to ibiza last year he said there were always people on the beach shagging, but i want with him!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sex on the beach is great, one word of advice for you is to make sure you get a white underlay sheet and lay that on the sand before you start your nooky, this'll help stop the sand interfearing with your play so you both don't feel like its sandpaper shagging (if you catch my drift)

    lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    gawd how embarrassin! i aint ever bin caught doin nuffin <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nope!! ive spoke 2 j@ke bout it no 1 seems to be able 2 help it just wont work!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i get ya justin!!! oooohhh i cant wait 4 july!!!
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    god jolizzie, how awful!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"&gt; << for you!! hehe...

    once when my ex was here we were in bed together and had managed to remove most of our clothes, now in a pile on the floor... underwear on top... well we werent having sex or anything but t hen my 12 year old brother knocked and then just barged in saying that the sky channel was free now!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; like we really wanted to watch sky then lol.. anyway so it was a mad scramble to get covered up in time, but unfortunately i had an arm and a naked shoulder waving about and my foot sticking out the end!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; he never said anything about it though.. he either didnt realise or was too embarrassed! lol

    once i was at his actually and had just come out of the shower and didnt have anything on and was just in his room lol and his mum practically came in, and he shouted "emmas not dressed!!!" lol... is that really the most tactful t hing he could have said?! lol.. well just as well he did or she'd have walked in on me starkers in the middle of the room <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We didn't have any condoms once so we was having a 69er and my mum walked in, the look on her and my g/f faces was a classic hehe, I bet mine was a funnt sight aswell.

    NuttyLad

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh my god and i thought wot happend 2 me was embarrasing!!! christ i would have died!!

    gfm, my bfs dad was once in the toilet, but me n jamie thought it was his lil bro, so we kept pushing the door open.......i nearly passed out when his dad turned round!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Damn Right:
    OMG, i was sleepin at my g/f's house and her mom came downstairs as i was fingering her <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif">, didn't c anythin thou, more luck than judgement.....


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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    where did his post go? its totally gone, sounded interesting to...
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    yeah i was thinking...... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt; lol

    Burn baby burn!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i was thinking that 2!!! so ne more embarrasing experiences???
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was going down on my girlfriend once and my mum walked into the room. I was under cover but my legs were sticking out of the end of the bed so she must have guessed what was going on. She just walked back out and hasn't said a word about it to me since!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i remember when my mum walked in on my brother ad his girlfriend.....she just put his washing away and walked out....
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kat:
    i remember when my mum walked in on my brother ad his girlfriend.....she just put his washing away and walked out....

    thats what I'd do... however that would make the couple in question pretty nervous.. hehehe..

    *rubs hands together and gives an evil grin*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my bf's dad walked in.......it put my bf right off!

    down with the pork and apple combination!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was in Majorca with my g/f and we were shagging a minimum of 3 times a day for the 7 days.
    You know when you've just been downstairs for the hotel breaky and you then have about 20 mins b4 the maid comes to spruce the room, well, we started shagging on the bed.Mid shag there was a knock on the door "hola" we increased the thrusting pace to achieve a quick orgasm, I came and quickly pulled on some shorts and my g/f a long t- shirt b4 the door opened!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well that was bloomin quick!

    im going 2 menorca with my bloke (but my parents r cumin 2 *sighs* ) after breaky we put our cosys on n go down 2 the pool till about 1 and then cum up 4 some dins and wait till bout 3 n go back down. so i think me n jamie will be going 4 a few more "siestas" than usual!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well i think i can beat you all on this one. it wasn't exactly embarassing just awful!!
    i was in a really shit relationship and wasn't being a good girl coz i had met this really stunning guy. i hadn't had sex for like 2 weeks (the relationship was in dire straights). my boyfriends mother used to work in the same place as me and so did this stunning bloke (i think you can guess whats coming!) one night when we thought everyone had gone we got a bit carried away on a desk. trouble was my boyfriends mum was still there! she walked in just as i started moaning extremely explicit things! so not only did i go through the hell of her catching me, but i also revealed that i wasn't the sweet innocent girl she thought i was, and i also got into severe trouble with my boyfriend as you can imagine!!!

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One thing that happened to me that wasn't really embarassing, but it pissed the hell out of me. Me and my g/f were having sex in the bedroom and all of a sudden the door opened and three of my friends started squirting water guns at us, then they closed the door. It happened just as i was about to cum. Because of that I didn't and i was too turned off to continue. We got changed and i went upstairs and started bitching at them.

    But i still hold true to the idea that next time two of them (the dating ones) are having sex. I'll open the door and toss a bucket of water on them. I'll be laughing my ass off.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jozzilie or however its spelt. when r u going to menorca, im goin with my girlfirend too. im goin to the hip place called son bou! it should be very good, villa with a pool and jacuzzi, late night swims <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chrishot4u:
    Jozzilie or however its spelt.

    It's jolizzie, jo lizzie, not too difficult to remember, if you can be bothered <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    j9




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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My most embarrassing moment was when my former gal and I were at an amusement park
    for a company picnic. We decided to leave
    the picnic for a quickie in my car.
    Just as she was going down on me,my eyes were closed enjoying the sensations,I opened them to see my boss and his wife looking in at us as they were getting into thier car parked next to us!
    Man! was going back to work on Monday awkward!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLVVVIIIIIN!!!!

    me thinks ur organising a slow invasion of this place! every day there seems to be one more american comrade of urs joining the last bastion of britishness left on the web!! have u no respect!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and fuck, that was my 2000 post. i can't believe i wasted it on somethign so useless. *goes and cries*

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