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Comedy Sites

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
i am the cheese meistro

ok im gonna ask you camp david...

would you like to add a particualr comedy site you enjoy?! for the benefit of the group that is.

the importance of this comedy site is the coloured buttons in the lower left hand side of the screen. Please enjoy these novelty sound effects with your speakers on.

and another thing... which lord is better? the lord of the rings... the lord of the flies... or the lord of the dance?

in my opinion.... its michael flatley.

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Context: Alan is eating an apple pie that Lynn has microwaved for him.
    Quote: Alan: "How long did you put it in for?" Lynn: "8 minutes." Alan: "It's hotter than THE SUN!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Context: Alan is trying to avoid a fight in the petrol station.
    Quote: The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    y-e-s

    *backs away slowly*
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