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Can't Stop Farting!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Health & Wellbeing
What's wrong with me. I just can't stop farting. Now, farting is funny. Farting is amusing. Farting is fun! :)
But, what's up with me. I just can't stop it at the moment. For weeks I've been farting so often it's getting beyond a joke. It's not as if they're just entertaining noisy ones, they're just quiet stinky ones. Nothing but SBD's. Even I'm just getting fed up of the smell now. :(
I don't think it's anything I'm eating, so what is it? Any ideas? Am I the only one who gets this??? :confused:

Mr_Wobble :)

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO I thought there was a horrible smell in here :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    LMAO I thought there was a horrible smell in here :p

    there was a horrible one in my room last night when i got in there... *stares*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Me too, I had tikka masala, and I'm a tootaholic. I'll have Tikka masala pouring out my arse for a week.

    I HAVE BREASTS! I AM A GIRL!!:hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think maybe coz you farted that much your arse is now slack! :lol: and they just kinda fall out :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_


    there was a horrible one in my room last night when i got in there... *stares*

    OI what yer staring at me for :eek2:

    I done nowt :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo


    OI what yer staring at me for :eek2:

    I done nowt :lol:

    not you, a certain 'other' person lurking around here tonight... she knows who she is.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on sunday i had an iraqi type lamb masala with lots of butter beans in and peaches. very spicy. up till last night i could shit through the eye of a needle. now my arse cheeks aren't alowed to touch cos there sore. if you see a tall bald geezer walking very oddly, say hello.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_


    not you, a certain 'other' person lurking around here tonight... she knows who she is.

    Now dont be shy, let us all into your little secret :p

    Who is SHE ??? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_


    not you, a certain 'other' person lurking around here tonight... she knows who she is.

    oh look!!! is that a badger with a gun????



    *legs it in the opposite direction*

    :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo


    Now dont be shy, let us all into your little secret :p

    Who is SHE ??? :p

    well at the time of posting there was only 3 girls at the top of the page (that i know of) yourself, xxxxxxxxxxsarahxxxxxxxxx and legal junkie. :D

    i forgive her though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You think farting's bad? I'm in the same boat as Morrocan! I don't know what it is, but something's got my stomach doing backflips. Which is why I'm still around at gone 2 in the morning, have to be ready to make mad dashes for the loo at the drop of a hat!:eek:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by xXxXxSarahxXxXx
    I think maybe coz you farted that much your arse is now slack! :lol: and they just kinda fall out :p
    Hmph! I'll have you know that I have superb control over my sphincter, and I welcome you to discover that for yourself by exploring with your fingers if you wish! :eek: :naughty:

    Mr_Wobble ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Arse tickler :p
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    DomDom Deactivated Posts: 344 The Mix Regular
    bummer
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have the exact same problem, I posted it in another thread on this board hehe
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