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Farting

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Health & Wellbeing
I have noticed that recently I have been doing it a lot more... and more violently. And while I enjoy the sensation (warmth :)) my friends are being put through a lot of pain. So, why am I like a high pressure can of fish soup?

Also, probably related, I've been going for a shite (what's the posh word for that???) a lot more frequently. In fact, I usually wake up at about 6:00 in the morning for one, then I have another at 8:00 at night. Before I was once a day and that suited me fine.

Could it be a reaction to something I am eating because there hasn't been a major change in my diet....

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've been farting loads lately too, must be something in the air........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe
    I've been farting loads lately too, must be something in the air........

    love?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why would love make you fart :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe
    Why would love make you fart :eek2:

    i dont know...

    ah well...

    i know how, if you were in love, and a girl was straddling you (well, a guy in your case...) and they were bouncing up and down, and crushing all the gas out.

    then love would make you fart....


    but seriosuly, anyone know why Im shitting and farting so much?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Depends on maybe what you eat and how much you eat. The more you eat the more you shit obviously.

    Farting could also be down to what you eat...you know what they say about currys etc....baked beans.

    I'm not too sure though. Play about with your diet and see if there's any change.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This thread is grim :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Farting
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    I have noticed that recently I have been doing it a lot more... and more violently. And while I enjoy the sensation (warmth :)) my friends are being put through a lot of pain. So, why am I like a high pressure can of fish soup?

    Also, probably related, I've been going for a shite (what's the posh word for that???) a lot more frequently. In fact, I usually wake up at about 6:00 in the morning for one, then I have another at 8:00 at night. Before I was once a day and that suited me fine.

    Could it be a reaction to something I am eating because there hasn't been a major change in my diet....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Farting
    Originally posted by TheShyBoyInTheCorner
    (what's the posh word for that???)

    Excreating??? Excreation??? :rolleyes:

    Try a search on google!!!! :rolleyes: you may need to see the doctor...yes it is probably your diet!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe
    I've been farting loads lately too, must be something in the air........
    :yuck: Yeh your farts:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mr. Slinky
    :yuck: Yeh your farts:p

    At least mine don't stink like yours do :p

    *gags at thought*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by angelbabe
    Why would love make you fart :eek2:


    angelbabe u make me laugh soooooo much!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It depends on whether you've eaten things like beans - they can make you pass wind for the country you live in sometimes,lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zella



    angelbabe u make me laugh soooooo much!
    Urm, cool, I think :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i only used to unload once a day or maybe sometimes less than that, but when i hit a certain ages (cant remember what it was, about 13 maybe) i unloaded twice on most days.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you eat too fast, you take in a lot more air with your food than you do if you eat slowly. Could that be the problem?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.thesite.org/magazine/specials_shame/health_shame/farting.html

    Farty factsheet.
    *parp*
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