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Friday Funny

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An aeroplane was about to crash; there were five passengers on board but only four parachutes.

The first passenger said, "I am Joe Harper, Aberdeen FC's record goal scorer." The others agreed that he had to live, and so he took the first pack and left the plane.

The second passenger, Tommy Sheridan, said, " I am the gadfly all
democratic systems need to keep the incumbent government on their toes." Again, the others agreed that he had to live, and so he took second pack and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, David Beckham, said, " I'm the captain of the
England football team. The nation looks up to me. I'm an icon. I am also much cleverer than people think - see?" With that, he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a good Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The girl said, "It's okay, there is a parachute left for you. Beckham
has just taken my Schoolbag."



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