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> Being A Bloke Is Great Because:

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> Your arse is never a factor in a job interview.
> Your orgasms are real. Always.
> Your last name stays put.
> The garage is all yours.
> Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
> Car mechanics tell you the truth.
> You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut.
> Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
> Wrinkles add character.
> A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you
> tarnished.
> You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
> People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
> New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
> Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything
> different?"
> You can appreciate great sport.
> You can throw a ball more than 5 feet.
> ONE mood, ALL the damn time.
> A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
> You can open all your own jars.
> Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
> You can go to a public toilet without a support group.
> You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
> You can kill your own food.
> You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
> If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be
> your
> friend.
> If you are 30 and single, nobody notices.
> Everything on your face stays its original colour.
> You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
> Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
> You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is
> coming.
> You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for
> hours
> without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
> You don't mooch off other's desserts.
> You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little
> If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
> become lifelong friends.
> You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours.
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
> You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
> The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
> Your belly usually hides your big hips.
> One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
> You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife.
> You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
> Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
> 24th,
> in 45 minutes.
> The world is your urinal.


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