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axis of evil

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, China, and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis
of Just as Evil", which they said would be more evil than that stupid
Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of
the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are just as
evil, in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
"Everybody knows we're the best evils . . . best at being evil . .
.we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,although they conceded they did ask if they could join the
Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian president Bashar
al-Assad. "An axis can't have more than three countries", explained
Iraqi President Saddam Hussein.

"This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a
secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious
nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of
geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had
formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with
Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria,
Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really
as Just Generally Disagreeable". With the criteria suddenly expanded
and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and
Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the
Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics". Canada,
Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually
Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while
Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries
That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick".

"That's not a threat, really, just Something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if
the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a
cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the
establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'guay",
accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials
from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: but how many countries did u just piss on?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just the USA....or more to the point that pillock who invented the 'Axis of evil'
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    China got 'left out' since Axis means three. :rolleyes:

    Besides China is hardly a pariah nation.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and besides, China hasn't been anywhere near "just as evil" for the last god knows how long. too much internal political grief.

    LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC!!

    (and before you ask or call me a traitor, i am chinese, so thats where the bulk of my loyalties are)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Traitor! ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    grrr :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I coined the term 'Axis of Awful' for Jonathan, Warren and Andrew in last season's 'Buffy', but it never caught on, grrr...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I read somewhere about the 'Axis of Idiots' and liked the name.

    (That'll be the Azores Three)
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