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Caraaaashhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
I know u probably heard this before, but:


A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who said i was evil? :p Mwahahaha :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :D:D:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I haven't heard it before. I like that. It sums us up quite good :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Ms Mature
    It sums us up quite good :p

    U, sums u up, not Us, I am a boy!!
    And no it don't
    It's a joke for the lads, makin fun



    .........erm...........yes.........that'll do as a cover story
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was joking, and i meant us as in all us girls, not u.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok, thats better
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like it.

    We are clever little bitches sometimes, aint we?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *hides from all the wrathful psycho women*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    har har :lol:
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